Marvel Oneshots

You Didn't know?

Tony was driven MAD, and I mean absolutely MAD!

You see the two little shits aka Harley and Peter acted like the cutest couple known to man. BUT they never declared or made it official that they were together. They were oblivious to the cute hugs, ruffling of the hair. Making each other breakfast, even fucking cuddling with each other. Yet not together.

And boy did tony try to push them together but not a single kiss ensues.

At this moment in time he was watching them across the room work on the Spidey suit practically on top of each other. Tony just gaped at them as they were so damn close!

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Peter's POV

You see Harley and I have a bet, when will Tony notice. I said six months, he said 5 but at the moment we're ay two and a half.

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Another month passes by and he still hasn't noticed, can he not hear us kissing in our rooms?! The rooms aren't sound proof or anything! But here's the really funny thing all the other avengers know about us and snicker at the fact he does't. Even Steve and Bucky caught on pretty soon that we were together.

Now the rest of the avengers was in on the bet. Bucky had three months but that came and went. Steve's at four, Natasha has 7, Bruce has 8 even Thor has nine, and just to top it off Clint has ten though no one thinks Clint is going to win. If he doesn't find out until ten months he deserves the title for the most oblivious man ever.

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POV switch Tony

I was watching them again this time watching a science documentary. So I turn to Steve I which I gesture to them as he shrugs.

The next day at breakfast I swear they have heart eyes at each other but when I point it out to Nay she doesn't seem to notice. It's honestly killing me watching the oblivious idiots stare at each other. IO stared as they whispered to each other in the kitchen.

"Rhodes what is going on with them?" I ask as he's working at his computer.

"Oh you didn't know?" He says surprised.

"Know what?" I ask confused.

"They've been dating for months man," He says laughing a bit. The mug I had been holding was now promptly shattered on the floor and I hear footsteps rush in.

"What happened?" I hear Steve ask as I see a bewildered group of hero's stare at me.

I gape at the group then the broken ceramic.

"Rhodey," I hear Nat say.

"Oh he found out about Peter and Harley," He explains. I hear a quite dammit and look up to see everyone handing fives to Bucky who looks rather smug.

"Uh what's going on?" I ask.

"Oh we bet on how long it would take for you to find out I won," Buckley explains counting the money.

I look at him incredibly "Who's 'we'"

"Like the entire team," Peter says.

"I-I can't even," I say walking out of the room.