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i ramble ab crossovers for 500 words

(copy n pasted from announcements!!!)

CEO of writing niche crossovers only i will enjoy!!!

anyway so my writing constantly flops between my trying to make smth profound and then vomiting onto a google doc randomly in pure sarcasm but I think my Funniest Fics are my crossovers where someone is just in another universe and everyone around them is just like. "damn who the fuck are you?? nvm i don't care" and then proceeds to Attempt Murder.

fma/pjo,,,, riza puts a gun to leo's head bc he sneezes fire,,, fma/warriors,, riza is Immediately Attacked On Sight for trespassing,,, fma/ffvii ,, roy gets involved w avalanche bc he thinks they're terrorists and when he threatens The Bartender(tm) (tifa) with monetary harm he gets Yoinked by the rest of avalanche,,, fma/soc is literally ling showing up at Kaz's window and being like "yo!!" and kaz immediately trying to beat him to death with a cane (iconic really)

but anyway I'm not even lying ab being CEO of crossovers tho most of what I've written is crossovers here's my List:

hxh/pjo

hxh/naruto (twice)

naruto/pjo

fma/pjo

fma/six of crows

fma/warriors (yeah the cat ones move along)

fma/ffvii

also L handed to me bc I've only posted 4 of these (2 on my old acc/my ao3 and other two just on ao3) and have finished 0!!! none of them!!!! yay for executive dysfunction. living the best life.

anyway the amount of serotonin crossovers give me...unmatched.. i have read every crossover of worth for fma methinks.

my favorites are 99% of snipers which is harry potter/fma (its a gen fic so no relationships but I found out the author ships roy/ed like. Explicitly. so it kinda killed the vibe for me which SUCKS bc its the best cover for fma uggrrrr)

and also a naruto/fma crossover which is about Pride being reborn and everyone thinking he's from the Nara clan but nah he's just a little fucked up that's all. these r my fma faves at least.

also on the gen fic thing i think I have a talent for sniffing out whose a roy/ed shipper for gen fics bc Three times. Three Times now I have read a fic with 0 relationships and been like. "something ain't right here..." and I go to their bookmarks/other works/social media and BOOM. roy/ed shipper. every time. and its an immediate Vibe Killer. sometimes I have a hunch but block myself from checking so I can read the fic without feeling gross

btw the only time ffnet is better than AO3 is in terms of crossovers because half the time crossovers on AO3 are those huge like explicit books fulls of smut one shots of every fandom the author has ever been in like. sorry I'm looking to see my faves interact not fuck ! thank you tho!

mfs b like "ugh bet shes thinking ab other girls" and I'm sitting over here thinking about how brienne of tarth and riza hawkeye would be best friends, actually!