This chapter is inspired by ShelbzTheDerp 's story called 'So This Is My Life Now'. You should read it to the end to have more context on what I'm doing.
'As Moomin and Snufkin sat amongst Moominvalley, they will-' "Wake the fuck up, whore." Little My said after she threw an apple at Moomin. "Ow!" Moomin said, rubbing his head where the apple had hit him. "I'm just gonna go see my not-so-secret husbando." Moomin walked out of his room, downstairs, and out the door. As Moomin approached Snufkin's tent, he heard a loud scream. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!? FUCK OFF, GENDER-SWAPPED SNAPCHAT HOTDOG!" Moomin quickly opened the tent to see Gender Swapped Snapchat Hotdog lookin over Snufkin with a frown. "You'll love me one day, Snuf-kun." Gender Swapped Snapchat Hotdog said before storming out of the tent. Little did Snufkin know, Gender Swapped Snapchat Hotdog was planning on asking him on a date while he was fishing.
~~~~~The Next Day~~~~~
Snufkin was fishing for fish (obviously) when he saw three people approaching him from different angles. He pretended that he didn't see them and went back to fishing. When the three people finally reached him, they all (including Snufkin) screamed in shock. "TEETY WOO?! GENDER SWAPPED SNAPCHAT HOTDOG?! SNIFF?! Wait, you like me Sniff? That besides the point- why are you all here?!" "We've come to win you over." The three said in sync. "But it looks like we have to fight for you." Sniff said, glaring at the other two. Before Snufkin could even say anything, Teety Woo starting throwing hands. Snufkin just grabbed his things and walked away, as he did not know how to handle these things. He didn't know where to go from then so he just went to the Moomin house. When he arrived, he went straight to Moomin's room. "Wanna make out?" Snufkin said to Moomin while peeking his head though the door. "Sure." Moomin agreed
🍋After that🍋
"What were you whores doin?" Asked Little My with a grin. "Why do you need to know?" Moomin replied while Snufkin rolled his eyes. "Tea's ready!" Moominmama walked in with a tray of steaming tea. As they sipped their tea, Snufkin told everyone about the event that happened earlier that day with Gender Swapped Snapchat Hotdog, Sniff, and Teety Woo. "Dang. I didn't think Sniff even liked you." Little My stated. "Ikr!" Exclaimed Snufkin.
And they lived a happy gay life in Moominvalley.
ShelbzTheDerp I hoped you liked it 😭✋
