Die Die Deathy Death l Sam x Fred

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Fred: Hey Sam, I made you some knife on bread.

Sam: Yay my favorite! Thanks.
Sam said as he took a bite of the sandwich.

Sam: Ow! *dies*

Fred: Crap, I accidentally put the knife in the sandwich.
As Sam bled out, Joe walked in.

Joe: Why is Sam dead?!

Fred: I accidentally put a knife in his sandwich.

Joe: A true loves kiss will work.
Joe said, making a lenny face.

Fred: oh ok. *kisses Sam's dead body* oh he's still dead.
Fred cried.

Sam: Oh hey I'm alive now.

Fred: Oh yay, *pulls out a ring* will you marry me?

Sam: Yes.

Joe: yayayayyayayayayayayayay I'll be at the wedding.

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