The Pirate And The Siren ~BillDip~

Prologue

You'd like to hear a story, dear child? No? A legend, not a fairy tale? But our legends are a bit old for  you! Well, that's okay, but just this once.

Captain Bill Cipher is ruthless, merciless, and will kill you while laughing. His crew may seem nice, but they know 618 different ways to kill you. The only people he will ever have mercy on are his crew, but one member he likes a bit more than the rest.

Everyone knows that Captain Bill Cipher is in love with his ship's cabin boy, Dipper Pines. He would do anything for him, even give his own life so that Dipper could live. How about we look at a very important day in their story?

It was an ordinary day for Captain Bill Cipher, or so he thought. He woke up, he woke Dipper up, he ate breakfast, the usual. Later that day, they pulled up the anchor and off they sailed!

"To Eht Yretsym Kcahs!" Bill commanded.

"Aye-aye, Captain!" Keyla "KitKat" responded. "Shadow, point the wheel Northwest!"

Bill walked off to find Dipper. He found him hanging out with Wendy, one of the crew members.

"Pinetree, there you are!" Bill said cheerfully. "I was looking all over for you!

"Ay, loverboy! Go with the Captain!" Wendy said, smirking.

"B-bill! Hi!" Dipper stuttered, flustered.

"Come with me, we have much to discuss." 

"Really? Like what?" Dipper said, getting up.

"Important stuff," Bill said, leading Dipper into his private quarters.Like the maps. Also, just because I love you doesn't mean you don't have to do your duties as a cabin boy."

"I know! I still do them!" Dipper replied.

"Back to business, Pinetree, don't go off topic!" Bill scolded playfully.

"Now, you're better at this stuff than I am, so listen up. On our way to Eth Yretsym Kcahs, there are many magical beings, most I believe are dangerous. Some of them are the Gobblewonker, the Underwater Gnomes, Sirens, and many others. Some have not been discovered yet! So, Pinetree, what is the safest path to take?" Bill asked Dipper.

"I'd say the path to the Northwest is the safest, but it's still dangerous. Any way to get to Eht Yretsym Kcahs is dangerous."

"Okay then!" Bill said, smashing his lips on Dipper. Dipper melted into the kiss, but he pulled away after a minute.

"Hey, why'd you do that?" Bill said, pouting.

"We have jobs to do." Dipper said, booping Bill's nose.

"Okay, fine."

As they walked out, Dipper grabbed Bill's hand. Before Bill left to talk to the rest of the crew, Dipper said 

"Love you!"

"Love you too." Bill mumbled.

Dipper walked off and grabbed a book from the small library that Bill had made inside of Dipper's small room, and then settled down by the mast of the ship to read. He read for hours and hours, and no one disturbed him. He had already done his duties as a cabin boy and so no one really cared where he was. They all had their duties to do anyway.

Boom!  Thunder boomed, and lightning flashed as it began pouring. 

"Shoot," Dipper thought, annoyed. "My book's going to get soaked, let alone me!"

"Dipper?! Dipper, where are you?" Bill yelled, trying to find his love. "We're being attacked! Get below deck!" 

But it was too late. Dipper started to get up as fast as possible, but the monster was faster. It grabbed him and started dragging him off the ship. Bill got a good look at it while he was panicking. It was a Gobblewonker! One of the most dangerous creatures in the seven seas. Dipper screamed as he was dragged off the ship and underwater. Bill ran over screaming.

"DIPPER!"

As he looked over the railing to see if Dipper would surface, he saw three things. A blue glow, the outline of a siren, and Dipper's body.

Hey guys! Please read this. Keyla "KitKat" belongs to @MistyxSpirit and only her. I am using her with permission. You should check her out though! She is writing a great book called ~Secrets Hidden Within~, and I love it! Anyway, this drowning scene was partially inspired by the BillDip Ship In A Bottle animatic. But I changed it. Have a good day, and I hope you enjoyed! Bye my children!