In the beginning there was nothing lmao. But woah ehat the fuck is that THERES A FUNKY GUY WHO MADE THE EARTH FLAT?? AND THREW THINGS ON IT?? Poggers. Okay so Dog threw animals on the earth made plants yadda yadda now we have a round earth. Dog said "hey I want to put myself on the earth but not" so he made a guy named Advertisement. Advertisement named some animals. I guess. He named one animal God. Because doggers are poggers.
Advertisment was lonely even though he had a God. So Dog was like "HERES A WOMAN" and Dog made Advertisment a woman friend and Advertisment named her Living Evening I Guess. Then the two decided to go eat an apple from a dumb dumb snake. This made Living Evening realize she had tig biddies and needed to cover them! And it made Advertisment realize he had to cover his pp!!! Sad. Anyway. Dog was p mad and threw Living Evening and Advertisment out of the fucking amazing garden they were in damn Dog what the fuck did they do wrong again?
Well Living Evening and Advertisment had some kids named Apple and Canine. Canine killed Apple I guess. Then they had a son named Sheldon. And Sheldon had kids and yadda yadda now this guy named Nobody exists now. Now Dog is really mad that everyone is doing bad things and wants to destroy everybody but yk Nobody is poggers and builds a cool boat so the animals don't die. There are two gay lions by the way. Cool.
The gay lions, some birds, fish and penguins were all roomates on this big ass arc. Nobody threw a dove off the side of the ark or however the fuck you spell it 69 days later and dry land??? WOW!!! POGGERS !! Then Dog sent a rainbow in the sky with the power of the pride of the gay lions and he said he'd never be a dumb dumb stupid asshole and flood our stupid earth again. Reminder he still hates us.
Some other stuff happens but I really don't care and neither does Dog
