Skip ahead forty million years and now people have !! different !! languages !! and !! are !! cool !! So this Most Es guy gets yeeted into the lake as a kid, almost drowns and some king's daughter said "who yeeted him in a lake :(( daddy can we keep him??" Thus, they kept Most Es.
Okay so Most Es is now a grown up b word and gets yeeted into a desert apperentally. Now a bush is on fire. Instead of calling the fire deparment or throwing water on it Most Es shoves his head in it and Dog himself says "ayo sup bitch" and Most Es is now cool. Dog says "hey that pharoah bitch sucks right??//!?/ well i'm going to fuck his wife so y'all can leave". Most Es is cool w/ that so he leads out the Isreal peoplez out of Egypt and now they're runnin through the 90's. I mean whatever. Most Es cuts a sea in half with a wand. And people run through it.
So then a lot of shit happens. Bread rains from the sky I guess and Isreal is mad?? COOL?? Bruuhhh. So now Dog wants to give us commandments I guess so we all don't fuck up like the people in Nobody's time did so r/NoahGetTheBoat doesn't happen.
~ THE TEN COMMANDMENTS ~
1. i am the lord you dumbasses so don't worship your mom or anyone on twitter besides me
2. don't swear using my name only i can
3. don't do shit on sunday ok
4. listen to your parents i guess kids
5. murder is bad so don't murder but it still happens i guess
6. don't have secks only your mom and dad can
7. don't TAKE THINGS >:(
8. lying is bad ig
9. don't simp for anyone
10. don't want nitro
