[child(e) has added you, xiao <3 to the group chat]
[the alpha males 😈💪]
child(e)
Hello My Girlies!
scammer (zhongli)
We are not your girlies.
Why are you typing like this?
child(e)
Not You Talking 🙄
Anyways
I'm Typing Like An Alpha
Xiao Is Here Because He Asked For Advice!
And Now He's About To Learn How To Become An Alpha Male 😈
nevermind, i hate typing like this
kaeya
What
You mean the edgelord from history class?
child(e)
yes
now xiao, present yourself 💪
xiao <3
can you stop using these emojis 😐 i shouldn't have asked for help from the whitest boy in school
diluc
You really shouldn't have
child(e)
do you want advice or not 😐😐😐😐😐
xiao <3
but nothing related to white boy summer 😈🥶💪👊 or whatever you white gingers call it
child(e)
i'm kicking you out
bye bye comrade 👋
xiao <3
NO wait
just tell me what to do ajax 😐 goddammit.
scammer
Are you sure you want advice from Childe out of all people, Xiao?
xiao <3
i'll judge after he tells me
child(e)
first things first: get taller
you're like 5 feet tall, you should be like me and all of the alphas here 🚶
xiao <3
fuck you
child(e)
second: stop drinking water, it has no protein. drink cement instead, an actual manly drink
diluc
Excuse me?????????
xiao <3
what?
YOU ARE READING
𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐦𝐞 ♡ 𝐱𝐢𝐚𝐨 ✓
Fanfiction. ❝xiao, you should try to feel more comfortable with me.❞ ❝well then, can i kiss you...?❞ ⤷xiao x gn!reader ≿━━━━━━━━༺❀༻━━━━━━━━≾ after you go through a messy break-up with an irrelevant (and ugly) guy, xiao tries to help you get over it- but ins...