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Corey: Guys theres more questions!!!

Chris: Yay!!! *wiggles
his arms in the air*

Corey: ok, RayofShine asks: anything weird happen during any tour? Ok yes there is actually. When we were in either Dalas or Houston, there was a guy on set and he was all like, "there was a baby born in one of the bathrooms". And i was like "first of all thats gross, second of all what are gonna name em". Now i was pushing for corey is god but they wouldnt. I was like awww

Craig: Actually that wouldve worked hey. They wouldve been all like, "corey is god get in here girl"

Corey: yeeeaaahhh, that wouldve worked perfectly

Chris: Shawn u should call ur next kid that haha XD

Shawn: Baby, itll be our kid

Chris: O.o

Jim: Please dont start that gay shit shawn.

Shawn: u just dont wanna face the truth

Jim: whatever u fucking nutcase

Shawn: *gets up from his chair to punch jim but guys hold him back*

Corey: eh dont start that shit. Ok we have a second question, 1800-fan-girl asks, whats ur guys favourite album? :D

Mick: thats a difficult one actually, i liked antennas to hell

Corey: yeah so did i, but 10th anniversery was good too

Shawn: and vol 3: the sublimation verses

Chris: i like greatest hits because it had all of our awesome shit on it

Corey: yeah i reckon greatest hits was our fav altogether

Everyone: *nods in agreement*

Corey: ok there r no more questions but i guess we can still just talk about shit, and also wed like some dares maybe then we can do crazy shit and make fun of each other even more

Shawn: maybe we can some action going *wiggles eyebrows*

Mick: Oh btw readers if u disnt know we wear our masks through this entire book (unless we said weve taken them off) but thats why shawn is so fucked up. Because hes clown. U know rammknot maybe u should call him clown, because shawn and clown r two completely different people.

Corey: yeah, shawns a sweet loving guy whereas clown a fucked up psychopath sadist who's in love with chris

Shawn: :D

Me: Ok then, he is officially clown then

Shawn: thankyou :3

Me: No problem, now go make out with chris

Chris: Noooooo DX

Shawn: *well im sure u know whats going on*

Corey: to save u from being scarred for life from these two, we're going to go. Bye ;p

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