Corey: CHRIS GET OFF THE TABLE, THERES MORE QUESTIONS!!!
Chris: *screams* YAAAYYY!!!
Corey: Oh and we have a reporter from revolver TV joining us for the rest of the book who is actually VienCotwart. Shhhhh....
Reporter: Sup :D
Everyone: Sup
Corey: Ok so we have a dare today and it is from SethRollinsGal reading... 'I DARE SHAWN AND CHRIS TO DO THE DIRTY IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAND'
Everyone: NOOOOO!!! D:
Reporter: Oh this is gonna be good, gets camera ready.
Chris: *headbutts Shawn's shoulder and randomly starts wailing*
Shawn: *headbutts him back and wails*
Chris: Done :)
Reporter: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?
Chris: That was our amazing mating skills
Craig: how odd.
Chris: Thats the way it is baby ;D
Corey: Another question is from VeinCotwart who asks 'is it true that Joey's hobbies are video games, sleeping, listening to music 24/7 and SEX!!!'
Joey: *comes back for the chapter* Yeeessss it is. U GOT A PROBLEM WITH IT BITCH?!? Sex is my life, literally I'm a prostitute. No I'm not xD
...Or am I?
DUN DUN DUUUUUNNNNN
Sid: Yeah he is
Joey: ...yeah I am xD
Shawn: Prove it.
Joey: How?
Shawn: ...FUCK THE REPORTER!
Everyone: *expecting the reporter to yell 'no' dramatically*
Reporter: Yessssss
Joey: *jumps on reporter and randomly starts squirming*
Reporter: ok this is weird, please get off me
Joey: No! *continues squirming*
Reporter: *wriggles out from under joey*
Joey: D:
Mick: So... are there any other questions
Corey: Actually yes. VienCotwart asks 'why does Jim have the best hair and beard of all and can he tell us what shampoo he uses'
Jim: Coz I'm fabulous *flips hair*
Craig: Pffffttttt ahahahahaha XDD
Jim: *death glares craig* and I will never tell u what shampoo I use EVER •^•
Everyone: Awww pleeeaaasssee
Jim: NO!
Corey:...bitch
*Shawn and chris continue their weird mating thing*
Mick: looks like it's clois (clownxchris) season
Craig: When is it not clois season?
Sid: *just woke up from nap and heard last bit on conversation* I'm sorry whats clois?
Mick: *facepalm*
A/N sorry if the chapters are short. If u think they are short please comment or pm me and tell me how I can make it better and improve. Guys I need ur input. Also thankyou for co-operating and not yelling at me for not being able to update sometimes so thankyou :) I really appreciate it.
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