Ask Slipknot XD

First Question :)

Corey: Hey guys we have a question!

Everyone: FUCKING FINALLY!!!

Craig: So whats the question?

Corey: K, 1-800-fan-girl asks, for slipknot, have u all had butt sex with each other and the answer is...

Shawn: YES!!!

Corey: No! Fuck you. K so basically we havent had it with each other but Shawn has had it with us...if that makes sense. So basically we were all there sittin there writing songs and fucking all of a sudden here comes Shawm yelling ANAL RAPE and then he literally somehow anal rapes us all at the same time. And by the way he isnt slenderman so the possibility of him having multiple tentacles to rape us with is completely off the table.

*everyone nods in agreement*

Shawn: So your probably wondering how i did it. Well...YOUR NEVER GOING TO KNOW!!!!! *runs away like a little girl*

Sid: You dont want to know either, its a horrible, horrible experience

Chris: NOT UNLESS U ENJOY IT!!!

Sid: Yeah well i didnt Chris, im not as fucked up as you!

Corey: Oh no he didnt! *snaps fingers sassily*

*all of a sudden custer starts playing out of imaginary speakers*

Corey: This is my jaaaammmmm

Jim: Of course it fucking is, u wrote it

Mick: Uhm, excuse me. We wrote it.

Jim: Oh yeah *looks down and buries himself in his own sorrow*

Corey: But yeah :)

Shawn: *randomly runs back in with the rest of the guys* NOW WHO WANTS TO SEE SOME DICK!!!!

Chris: ME!!!

Shawn: WELL YOUR NOT GONNA SEE ANY DICK!!!!

Chris: :(

*sid randomly starts poking craig spikes but then craig sharply moves towards him and pokes him in the eye with his spike*

Sid: Owwie :(

Craig: >:) u deserved it u little prick!

*song changes to surfacing*

Corey: Man, i hate this song. All u can hear is rararararararara, i sound like im fucking twelve year old. Its just...ugh i cant even listen to it. TURN THAT MOTHERFUCKING SHIT OFF!!!

Sid: *changes song to (sic)*

Corey: Now this is some good music

Mick: YEEESSSSSS!!!!!!

Corey: Ok, that is all we have time for. See ya in the next chapter

A/N k hoped u liked this chapter, sorry if its short and sorry about only putting one question but i felt i had to boost it so that way i might get more comments but yeah guys thatkyou for the reads and the votes, i really appreciate it, i honestly do and just keep commenting and i'll make another chapter