Ask Slipknot XD

The Interview

Slipknot r stuck at a boring interview

Interviewer: So I here u guys r going to be playing live at soundwave as a new band for the first time, what's that gonna be like do u think?

Corey and Sid: AWESOME!!!

Shawn: meh *waves hand as if he doesn't care*

Interviewer: Well that's good to hear haha. So...what's ur favourite thing to do on stage?

Chris: NOSE MASTURBATION!!!

Everyone including cameraman: *stares at chris*

Chris: What?

Interviewer: Well uh...what is something u guys won't do on stage then?

Mick: Gay sex, gay sex is not for me

Corey: Since when?

Mick: Since I saw Shawn sucking Chris's nose

Shawn and Chris: *look at each other sheepishly and wiggles eyebrows*

Interviewer: Well that's nice, has there ever been a time when one of u guys got so frustrated u walked off stage?

All of slipknot: *stares at chris*

Shawn: Tell them

Chris: *sighs* fine! I was happily playing my drum when it just decided to drop from my neck and spin at my feet, I kicked the fucking bitch and walked off

Mick: *cracking up* It was funny as fuck *keeps laughing*

Chris: SHUT UP! *throws drumstick at Mick*

Mick: HOW DARE U? *smashes guitar over chris's head* *looks at guitar in shock* LOOK WHAT U'VE DONE!!!

Chris: Your fucking insane *walks off*

Corey: And he fucking does it again. *yells at chris* YEAH WALK OFF LIKE THE FUCKING PUSSY U ARE!

Chris: *flips the finger behind him as he keeps walking*

Corey: Sorry about that

Interview: No need to be sorry, its just gonna go on every magazine cover and channel

Corey: WHAT!!!

Interviewer: *speaks quickly* Nothing!

Corey: Hmm...

Interviewer: So what r u guys looking forward to in ur new years?

Shawn: *waves hands in air like little girl* FUCKING CHRIS!!!

Chris: *randomly pops head in* You wish *runs away*

Shawn: Don't forget, ur still my little bitch!

Chris: *gasps* u said u'd never mention that again

Shawn: Well I lied :p

Chris: FUCK U!!!

Shawn: Already have!!!

Mick: *chuckles*

Interviewer: So, what do u guys like to do in ur spare time?

Mick: Masturbate...sit around...nothin

Interviewer: *seems somewhat disturbed* well thats nice :/

*random fan comes in camera and joins slipknot*

Random fan: And we'll be back right after this advertisement *runs away laughing*

Everyone but cameraman: ...

Cameraman: AHAHAHAHA XD

Everyone but cameraman: *stares at cameraman for a good couple of minutes*

Shawn: *randomly starts hammering head with microphone*

Interviewer: Are u okay there?

Shawn: Couldnt be better :)

Corey: *whispers* that's just his own way of self harm

Interviewer: I see :)

A/N hey guys XD btw the chapters won't be this short, this is just an opening for the book. Uhm I'm gonna need u guys to comment dares, questions whatever so ur favourite people can answer them. And I'm really sorry if maybe some of the book doesn't fit their personaloties or maybe this is like a copy of slipknot, I'm just tryin to make it funny and I'm taking some of it off videos I've seen so it is partially real, but I look forward to comments

Bye ;p