my beloved (/≧▽≦)/

𝖆𝖉𝖆𝖒.

" ohhhhhh dylannnnn " i was awoken by Wilbur waltzing into my room playing ' all star'

" kindly GET THE FUCK OUT!"i shouted throwing my water bottle at him .

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" do i eat?" i thought as i picked up my school bag passing the kitchen "no , i don't have time."

'" BYE WILBY! " i shouted slamming the door behind me .

i ran across the road and knocked firmly on my friend jades door .

" sup whore." jade shrugged as he opened the door.

" nothing much milf what about you."

" i got laid last night."

" that's my bitch."

" to right."
" pronouns for today?"
" he/him/his"

we walked down the cobbly street stopping at the co-op to get some snacks for school before continuing on the treacherous journey through roadmen paradise .

" aye Dylan! you absolute dick head get over here !" alex shouted as i walked past his group with jade.

" ignore the pissbaby ." i thought to myself

" OI DYLAN ARE YOU DEAF?! " i turned around sharply on my heels and marched towards them .

" first off no, second off you're literally smaller than me shut the fuck up, and finally my dick is bigger than yours." i said jabbing my finger into his chest . not a good idea .

i felt someones fist come in contact with the back of my head immediately . then someones hand slap my cheek , then someone punched me in the stomach , then the jaw, then the throat and my back . his goons prcedded to keep beating me up while i l layed there laughing internally .

"oi knobheads!" someone shouted.

i could see someones brown hair over the top of some chavs bun . it was adam.