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𝖘𝖊𝖈𝖔𝖓𝖉 𝖎𝖒𝖕𝖗𝖊𝖘𝖘𝖎𝖔𝖓𝖘

ranboo POV:

" SHE GOIN HAM ON MY SHE GOIN HAM ON MY DICK TO NIGHT! SHE NOT WITH HIM TONIGHT ! SHE NOT WITH JIM TONIGHT SHE IN THE GYM TONIGHT WORKOUT IN THAT PUSSY AYE! I'M GETTING RIPPED TONIGHT ! RIP THAT PUSSY AYEEEEEE I'M GOING IN TONIGHT!"

i could hear someone screaming from outside the door as i stood awkwardly waiting for someone to answer . i rang the doorbell again and the music stopped abruptly i heard footsteps padding along the hallway and the door creaked open . in front of me stood a girl about five-six with fluffy brown hair that came down to her shoulders and she was wearing grey sweatpants with a lime green hoodie , dreams merch .

" uh- hi! is Wilbur home?" i asked .

" no he's at tescos . " the girl said bluntly .

" oh , um can i come in ? i'm ranboo by the way."i said nervously , did she hate me or something?

" don't see why not . i'm Dylan but you'll call me ma'am." Dylan said opening the door fully letting my step in .

i took off my shoes immediately hoping i didn't dirty the carpet.

" follow me ."
i picked up my bags and scurried after Dylan down the hallway , up the stairs , around a pile of towels ,through another hallway before i was met with a door 'dylans room kindly fuck off or do you need to see it enderman .⎅⊬⌰⏃⋏⌇ ⍀⍜⍜⋔ ☍⟟⋏⎅⌰⊬ ⎎⎍☊☍ ⍜⎎⎎ ' she knew enderman?

" bags down there , here's a towel take a shower . i don't like gamer grease and grab something to eat when you're clean." Dylan said taking my bags from me and proceeded to rummage through them.

" hey stop rummaging through my stuff!" i shouted .

" sun cream ? babes this isn't the Bahamas . you're computer ? fair enough as long as theirs no porn , DRUGS?! oh no that's baby powder ,you should really get some body lotion for those dry ass elbows of yours , why do you need a crown? you're not streaming here i hope. welp your all set ! enjoy the feeling of no gamer grease on you." Dylan said flopping onto her bed .

" strange ." i muttered padding along to the bathroom.

" EVERYBODY KNOWS I SHIT BITCH! I CAN BE YOUR LINDSAY LOHAN I CAN BE MADDONA ! I CAN BE YOUR MARYLIN MONROE I CAN BE RIHANNA! SO CALL ME COURTNEY LOVE I'M YOUR EXTRA DOSE OF DRAMA-" i sighed jumping out of the shower wrapping the towel around my waist before storming out of the bathroom .

" SHUT UP!" i screamed storming back into her room

" make me." Dylan huffed stabbing me in the chest with her finger.

" no ."

" scared slenderman?"

" never have been."
" liar."

" am not ."
" are too."
" stupid bitch."

" friend stealer."
" it was canon!"
" keep telling yourself that."
" it was!"

" it wasn't."
i stormed into the bathroom and turned on the shower hopping in as the cold droplets splashed onto my skin trying to think about anything but Dylan , i thought she would have liked ranboo . liked , me.