Gohan the 2nd strongest martial artist in the world found the young saiyan kakarot in his space pod and decided to adopt him. He called the young saiyan goku but Goku was really violent. He always fought Gohan, punched and kicked him and broke glasses. Gohan was totally surprised.
Gohan: stop! Stop! Stop!!!
Goku: *keeps on throwing glasses on the ground*
After five long years of Fighting, Gohan's suffering was about to end.
Gohan: say dada!
Goku: shutup! Ga-me... hame... haaaa!!! *kills Gohan* finally I'm free!
A few weeks later...
Vegeta: *lands on earth* congratulations kakarot! Now that you've destroyed earth... you're a saiyan elite!
Kakarot: yes! This has always been my dream!
Vegeta: now... let's see how strong you've gotten...
Scouter: reading power level... *reads kakarot's power level* power level 18'000...
Vegeta: what? You have the same power level as me!!!!!?????
Raditz: but-but-but... *faints*
Kakarot: *frozen and shocked*
Nappa: oh... goody... we should call you Vegeta jr-
Vegeta: remember this nappa! We didn't adopt him! His father was just sent back in time he'll be back anytime n-
Bardock: hey!
Kakarot: daddy!!! *runs to him* wait... why is your hair golden?
Vegeta and Nappa: *jaw falls to the floor* he- he's a Super saiyan!!!
Kakarot: what's that?
Bardock: oh yeah... I forgot to tell you and Raditz what a Super saiyan i- Raditz! Raditz?
Raditz: *still knocked out*
Bardock: what happened to him?
Vegeta: check the kid's power level and you'll find out...
Bardock: oh please son! don't disappoint me like on the day you were bor- Ummm...
Scouter: power level 18'000
Bardock: yes! I have a really strong son!
Raditz: *sleeptalking* what about me?
Bardock: no offense Raditz but you're pretty weak...
Raditz: crap...
Hours of being surprised later...
Bardock: I'm out of breath...
Vegeta: huh huh huh huh huh huh... me too!
Nappa: this... is... crazy!
Kakarot: I feel so drunk!
Bardock: this is so lame...
Nappa: yeah...
Vegeta: how about we go kill the survivors on arlia...
Raditz: Fudge yeah!
Everyone: *staring at Raditz*
Raditz: what?
Bardock: nothing... nothing...
On planet arlia
You have reached your desired destination saiyans
Bardock: did have to say those last 3 parts?
It was to make my sentence way longer
Bardock: you don't have to do this long thing!!! Hughhhh... whatever...
Zomb: intruder alert! Intruder alerrrttt!!!
Vegeta: Gallick gun!
Kakarot: Ga-me-hame ha!!!
Bardock: Riot javelin!
Nappa: Bomber DX!!!
Raditz: double Sunday!
King Alien: ok.. we're dead... ahhhhh!!!
Goseth: ok let's build an empire...
Bardock: where did you come from?
Goseth: hey dad! And I used instant transmission (I'm acting as Goseth by the way and that's still not my real name)
Bardock: Kkkkkkkkk...
Yaji-robe: hey suckers! I followed you and now I'll have ven-
Goseth: *blasts him into the sun*
Yaji-robe: ooohhh... craaaaaaaa-
Sun: *incinerates him*
Vegeta: *does his victory dance* duh duh duhduhduh duh duh duh!!!
Nappa: Vegeta! Vegetaaa!
Vegeta: Shutup Nappa!!!
Nappa: jeez Vegeta... I didn't know you talked to your self...
Vegeta: God damn it nappa!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The Brutal saiyan warriors
Fanfictionit's been 2 years since frieza's father, fescon killed king vegeta. Frieza and his brother, cooler are approaching planet vegeta bent on making the saiyans suffer then leaving a path of destruction.
