Vegeta: Aaaaaaa!!!
Nappa: Vegeta! Shutup!
Vegeta: that's it! Gallick gun!
Nappa: ow...
Vegeta: that's what you get!
Kakarot: umm... I wanna kill someone! It's so addicting!!!
Goseth: yeah!!!
Orochimaru: hello narut- oh oops! Wrong series!
Goseth: umm... wh-wh-who are you!?
Orochimaru: I am Orochimaru one of the evil guys in naruto and Naruto Shippuden???
Kakarot: ok... what should I do?
A) do the rapper thing from DBGT abridged
B) attempt to kill him
C) tell him to go back to Naruto land!!! (lol)
Goseth: rap!
Bardock: rap!
Raditz: B!
Vegeta: rap!
Nappa: r-
Vegeta: shutup Nappa! He's already outnumbered!
To the rappi'n scene!!!
Ok... this is rappi'n yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! We get it! you ain't a saiyan! but you're evil! So you must be atleast half saiyan or be half related to a saiyan yeah! Ye ye yeah! Yea-
Orochimaru: kkk... no offense kid but:
1. You're song so far isn't making any sense!
2. The rapping Kakarot-
Kakarot: how do you know my name!?
Distructo disc! Mesenko! Ha!
Raditz: da fudge- ooff!!!
Krillin: Goku! How could you destroy this planet?
Kakarot: aren't you that baldy I killed on earth? And who's goku
Krillin: Gohan... I leave this to you... *faints*
Gohan (Kid): dadddd!!! I thought you were always pure harted!!!
Kakarot: what da ya mean dad? All the other girl saiyans are dead except that girl I liked that's on another planet
Gohan (only kid will be in this): I am from the future! Don't you remember master roshi-
Kakarot: da fudge is a Master roshi?
Gohan: come on dad...
Kakarot: I don't have a kid! Wait... you have the same name as that old man I killed on earth
Gohan: you killed... GRAMPA!!!!!!!!???????? *gets so mad that he turns Super saiyan*
Orochimaru: hello! We're being left out here Typer!
Oh sorry guys... I was focused on Go- I mean Kakarot and gohan arguing... by the way... all Vegeta fans will love this part!!!!!
Nappa: ahhhh!!! Retreat! Retreat!
Vegeta: wuss *somehow goes Super saiyan 2*
Gohan knew that he was overpowered so he retreated
Gohan: *speaking to me tempathetically* hey! That'll make me look like a wuss!
Just do it or I'll eliminate you from the book!
Gohan: fine... *grabs Krillin and goes to the ship*
Bulma: ok we gotta leave immedia-
Vegeta: you ain't goin anywhere! Super gallick Gun!
Bulma: how could you Vegeta!!!!!!!!!!??????????
Ship: *crashes on the destroyed earth*
Vegeta: finnaly! I'm the strongest of all saiyans!
Vegeta's echoes: saiyans! Saiyans!
To be continued...
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The Brutal saiyan warriors
Fanfictionit's been 2 years since frieza's father, fescon killed king vegeta. Frieza and his brother, cooler are approaching planet vegeta bent on making the saiyans suffer then leaving a path of destruction.
