Chapter 3

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???: I am the Great saiyaman!!! (From a few futures ahead) Hello kid that looos like Goten!

Kakarot: don't tell me! You think I'm that Goku guy?

The GS: what? Goku's my dad...

Kakarot: who is Goku!?

Bardock: don't leave us out again!

Relax Bardock! It's only been four sentences!

Orochimaru: so am I supposed to leave or stay?

Na!!! You can stay!

Vegeta: I am the strongest of all saiyans!!!

The GS: Vegeta???

Vegeta: how does this kid know my name!!!???

The GS: ummm... Vegeta? Have you lost your memory???

Vegeta: of course not! I wouldn't know who Kakarot is if I did!

The GS: isn't kakarot my Dad's saiyan name???

Kakarot: w- what da ya mean?

The GS: you don't remember banging your head a few years ago

Kakarot: what da ya mean? I never banged my head!!!!!

Master Roshi: Hello goku!

Kakarot: I am Kakarot!!! Not Goku!!!

Master Roshi: yeah I know! I am Master Roshi! You don't remember me?

Kakarot: so you're a Master Suishi? (But he made it sound like Roshi)

Master Roshi: yes! Yes I am! But it's a n-

Kakarot: I'm gonna get some chopsticks!!! *Runs into kitchen in the castle and comes out with chopsticks* throw the suishi in the fire!

Master roshi: I'm not Su-

The GS: he wasn't suishi!!! *turns the fire into dirt* now we'll have to barry hi-

Kakarot: way ahead of you!

Master Roshi: *already in his grave*

The GS: master Roshi... may you rest in peace...

Master Roshi: I can't!

Kakarot: but-but you're dead!!! I thought u were suishi so I tried to cook you

Master Roshi: how do I rest in peace if I'm-

Future Trunks: BURNING! ATTACK!!!

Master Roshi: *blows up*

Future Trunks: my work here is done... bye!

Bardock: stop leaving us out!

Vegeta: *checks his Facebook* haha!!! I have 25'000 followers!!!

Gohan: *has a black eye* that crash really hurt ya know!

Kakarot: damn it! They're back!!!

Vegeta: go away before i use the Super Gallick gun again!

The GS: *Goes SS2* Vegeta I won't let you kill that kid that looks like me when I was younger!!!

Vegeta: Let's see you try!

                      Hours of fighting later

Raditz: Typer! Stop leaving me out!

Sorry! It's hard to remember someone who was killed in the first saga of the show!!! (Really it is)

The GS: Ga-meee... hame...

Vegeta: Super Gallick Gun...

The GS: haaaa!!!

Vegeta: fireeee!!!!!

Will Vegeta put The Great saiyaman out of his misery? Or will justice prevail??? Find out on the next Brutal saiyan warriors!!!

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⏰ Last updated: Feb 26, 2015 ⏰

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