As Dora, Nick, and Boots busted into Swiper's house, they spotted an extremely unexpected scene;
Swiper and Map making out????
"WHAT THE F**K!!!???" Screamed Dora
"OH MY-!" Nick and Boots yelled simultaneously
"Oh, you're back!" Said Swiper
"Uhm- would you like to explain this??!!!" Said Dora
"Yea, for sure. After I decided that Map really does deserve my respect, I decided I'm actually very attracted to this piece of paper. They're my forever shawty-"
"Hold up" said Nick' "Shawty is MY thing"
"You're kidding me, right?! IM the older cousin, I obviously taught it to you" scoffed Swiper
"AS IF" countered Nick, very similarly to Cher Horowitz from Clueless, "that's like saying since you were born ten days earlier than me, you got a girlfriend before I did. And we ALL know that's not true"
"Oh-" said Dora
"It's true though, Swiper is mad ugly. Look at his ratchet mask..." commented Boots
"Hey! Don't insult my sugar dadd- I mean, boyfriend" said Map
"Uhm, Map, can I talk to you for a sec?" Asked Dora
"Kay" replied Map
"Just don't run away, baby gorl" smirked Nick
Dora blushed furiously and walked to the kitchen with Map,
"Map, I know you're asexual, so why are you 'dating' Swiper?" Asked Dora
"Obviously for his money" Said Map, rolling their eyes "plus, you're probably stupid enough to fall for their tricks again, so I'm technically helping you"
"Hey I'm not that-"
"Shhhhhh, Dora. Yes, yes you are in fact extremely gullible. Also I'm keeping all the money I get from this. Tell Backpack that we're going to be rich AF" said Map
"BRUH- whatchu mean, I'm right here!" Yelled Backpack from behind Dora
"BESTIEEEE!!!" Yelled Map
"BESTIEEEE!!!!!" Screamed back Backpack
"We're finally renovating our place now that you have a sugar daddy! This is going to be SO fun" squealed Backpack
"Yuhhh" replied Map
Just then, a familiar Nick appeared at the door frame
"You're not the only one who can eavesdrop, honey girl" said Nick tauntingly
TO BE CONTINUED....
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