ᏆᎠᏆᎾᎢᏚ || Blitzø x Reader

Chap. 5

* !!Spoilers!! For episode 4! *

I had opened the door to the meeting room only to witness Blitzo shoot a TV. My eyes widened,  "Get me another, Mox." Blitzo ordered, Moxxie then placed another TV where the last one was, I just watched confused on what this was about. "Not feeling it, next!" Blitzo told Moxxie as her nervously switched the channel to something else, Blitzo was still not pleased, so he had to change it to another one. This channel was an imp talking about getting work by making crazy contraptions, and what not. I didn't really care. I walked to the side Blitzo and Milled was on, I then sat down on the other side of Blitzo. That's when Blitzo yelled 'Bingo', just before shooting the TV. Then suddenly everything started to shake, "Guys.. Do you feel that?" Loona asked, clearly talking about the sudden shaking "Oh shit, is that a hell shake?" Blitzo asked, glancing up. "That's possible?" Moxxie asked, that's when Millie started telling Moxxie to not panic, until Loona yelled shaking him "STOP GETTING HYSTERICAL, FATTY!" before she smacked him causing him to go flying into the window. Not even a second later, it was broke open by this strange man, I quickly grabbed a knife I had just to be safe. "Do not be afraid." the strange man told us, "And please tell me you got that insurance thing.." Blitzo said, "Why are you here?" I asked pointing the knife I had towards him, Blitzo stared at me before slowly pushing my hands down. The strange man introduced himself as 'Loopty Goopty', "Could've just used the door dude, doesn't need to be this whole thing." Loona told him, I agreed. I was irritated, now we would have to fix that. This nonsense went on, until he finally got to the point of why he was here, it was to kill the guy he was working with, since he was going to take over the 'empire, and all the money', as he was explaining all of this I had went to help Moxxie who was stuck under the rubble. "Now get your crimson asses up above, and send that thoughtless, no good son of a bitch to hell where he belongs!" Loopty Goopty yelled, "Not trying to bud in, but you are aware that he'll be down here with you if he does go, right?" I asked cocking a brow. "Oh trust me... I'm counting on it.." he told us.

We had made it into the human world, and we were now on a tour bus "Gee, I wonder whose house this is.." Moxxie said sarcastically once we were outside of the mansion of the rich guy. "Let's do it gang!" Blitzo said, before we all jumped off of the tour bus. We made our way towards the window and peeked inside seeing the old man was laying in bed hooked up to the machine. As we were watching him, the man started to make a noose out of one of the wires that was near him, " Oh fantastic! He's gonna do our job for us!" Blitzo told us, "Huh, I thought this would take longer.. It usually does.." I said surprised, but before the man could put the wire around his neck, a bright blast came out of nowhere causing us to get launched back. I quickly made my way back to look back in through the window to see three angelic looking animals and a baby. "Oh no, sir.. Those are–" Moxxie started, before he was cut off by the baby looking angel to say "Cherubs Mister Lyle!" the old man only replied with "I hate filthy stinking orphan children!" as this went on, they said that they were here to convince him to not Jill himself. I only rolled my eyes, I knew something was going to get in the way, that's when I heard a yell from behind me "OH, HELL NO!" Blitzo stomped towards one of the windows shattering it, and falling through when he was about to say something else. I followed through the window behind him "Boss???" I asked before I climbed through. Moxxie and Millie had used the door that was right next to the window, Moxxie has walked in to tell him "It is our humble opinion that you should continue the process to commit die." I looked at Moxxie with a look, while I was helping Blitzo up. "I mean, what do you expect to do with all this money? Now you're old, and gross." Millie told him with disgust at the end, "Is that a serious question? He can help spread his wealth around with the people in the world!" One of the sheep said cheerfully, it was actually quite annoying. She had listed more nonsense, which luckily the old man disagreed with her. "Why won't you let me die?" he asked after the other sheep cherub had finished talking. Blitzo had walked up next to him "Oh, sounds like you need help offing yourself there, buddy." he said, before he then asked Moxxie what they had for him that's when Moxxie had started pulling out all of these weapons. I stared at him surprised at the amount of weapons he had tucked away in there, and how? Even Blitzo seemed surprised. "He's classier than that!" the purple cherub yelled, but it was very quiet, the old man tried to point one of the guns to himself only to have it taken away. "There's still plenty of reasons to live, Mr. Lyle." The little cherub reassured the old man "Yeah right, he smells like he hasn't been out of bed in months!" Mille told them, then sniffing and immediately throwing up after. Then those annoying flying rats went on to say how they were going to show him that life can be beautiful at any age, I once again rolled my eyes. God they're annoying.