ᏆᎠᏆᎾᎢᏚ || Blitzø x Reader

Chap. 6 (1)

* !!Spoilers!! For episode 5! *

I was in my apartment me throwing darts at my dartboard I had, until I heard a knock at my door causing me to freeze, just before I threw the dart. I slowly make my way towards my door, and pull it open slowly "Hello? Can I hel–" I started, but immediately stopped when I saw who was outside my door. It was Blitzo, my boss. "B–boss–wha–What are you doing here, and how did you–" I stuttered but this time he cut me off "I know where all my employees live." He told me causing my eyes to widen. "You what–" I once again was cut off "Get ready Y/N, we're going to the Harvest Moon bullshit!" he told me with a smirk, my face lit up "Okay! I'll be right out!" I said before I slammed my door back to get ready.

After the long ride, we had finally made it to a ranch that belonged to Millie's parents. Once we pulled in, Millie excitedly got out of the van to hug her parents, while the rest of us got out of the van to unpack. I got my things out of the van, and turned my attention to Millie walking over to Moxxie, "Anyway, y'all remember my husband, Moxxieeee." she said, before she grabbed him and pushed him towards her parents. I could already tell they didn't like him. "Greetings Lynn, Joe, how have you been now with all flaming twisters and things around here?" Moxxie asked nervously, only to have Moxxie's dad to reply with "We lost our old farm head to one of them tarots last." Moxxie laughed nervously "Oh.. Oh crumbs! My bad, I am so sorry, I didn't mean to open that wound, sir–"soon after he said that I heard Blitzo yell from behind him, "Hey, watch it! I'M the sir here, bucko." with one of his hands on his hip. "Oh yeah! Y'all haven't met my boss, Blitz, and his hellhound!" Millie said gesturing to the two, "I'm not JUST his hellhound.." Loona said irritated with her hands on her hips, "Yeah, she's MY daughter!" Blitzo agreed, and out his arm around her, "Only on paper.. Y'all don't deserve to know my name.." Loona said plainly, while Blitzo then made his way to her parents. "And finally, this is my coworker, Y/N!" Millie introduced, as she suddenly pulled me towards them. "It's a pleasure to meet the sperm and egg factory that popped out this little gem of an assassin, you two raised a sturdy bitch." Blitzo told them, as he punched Millie's arm, what a strange compliment. Millie's dad laughed "That we did, so Blitz, is it? Yeah, that's a fine name." he said as he extended his hand for Blitz to shake, which he took. "It reminds me of war.." Millie's mom told him, "Nothing like a little war to make a STRONG man." Millie's dad spoke again then he flexed a muscle. "I like you people." Blitzo told them with a dumb smile on his face. Then they turned to me who was standing next to Blitzo "Y/N, right?" they we all shook hands, I nodded "Mhm, pleasure to meet you two, your daughter is a real badass." I complimented with a smile, which earned me one back. "You know–" that's when Moxxie started having a nerd moment of him talking about how weapons had advanced, which made me cringe since they obviously weren't interested. Millie quickly started to give him a signal to stop embarrassing himself, which he did. "Guns get the job done, but a man ain't nothing if he can't tear the head off a hellish beast, such only his BARE HANDS." Millie's dad expressed as he balled his hands into fists with a grin appearing on his face. "HAH! He's right Moxxie you got cute little baby hands, like your baby dick–" Blitzo teased, but was cut up by Moxxie "REFRAIN, SIR." thats when our attention was taken again by Millie's dad, "Speaking of strong hands you all should meet our newest help, HEY STRIKER!" that's when I turned my head towards the sound of a horse running to see a imp on a horse riding towards us. "Weeell, Howdy!" Striker greeted, my eyes widened, whoa.. Then his eyes landed on Millie "Oh looky here, you must be the famous Mildred, heard some good things about you little lady." Striker told Millie as he was getting off the horse. Millie only did a laugh, before she accepted his handshake ""What're y'all doin' so far away from Imp City, huh, the free work finally shutting down?" Striker asked still shaking her hand.. I couldn't get my eyes off this imp. "Oh no, freelance isn't free it's a–Never mind, we're just visiting for the festival. The Prince is our Boss's boyfrienddddd~" Millie told him, wait.. Boyfriend? I felt a small pain in my chest from hearing that, I don't know why. Why am I surprised, Stolas clearly flirted with him–whatever. "Millie, I am not above hitting a female in front of their daddy." Blitzo warned, then Striker turned his attention to Blitzo "Boss huh? Oh! So you're the bold imp that started his own killing biz?" Striker asked, with that grin never leaving his face "Yeah, well when you're good at something you should probably capitalize." Blitzo told him. "Not many imps start businesses on their own, that's pretty impressive, sir." Striker complimented while sending him a wink, Blitzo seemed surprised by the compliment "Oh–yeah? It–I–I guess it is, isn't it?" Blitzo said confidently. "So, you even conned that ditzy blue blood into gettin' you to the surface?" Striker asked while shaking his hand, "Well, it's long and complicated, but the simple answer is yes. BUT, he's not like–you know we're not like–we're not doing a–whats between us it's–It's a transactional fucking you see?" Blitzo explained, this caused me to stare at him confused. Is he dating him or not? Finally Striker noticed me "Oh, howdy little lady." he greeted as he took my hand, shaking it "Uh, hi, names Y/N." I told him with a nervous smile, "Well.. Miss Y/N, I hope we can get to know each other." he told me with a wink, this caused me to blush a little and giggles a bit with a nod. I heard a growl on my side, to only see it was Blitzo, why was he mad? I decided it was important, then Millie's dad spoke up again "Oh, you guys should enter the pain games!" thats when Blitzo's mood shifted, and he made his way to Millie's dad. "I heard games. What games? I'm in!" Blitzo told him excitedly. "Every harvest festival there's a competition to be the roughest, toughest bastard in wrath!" Millie's mother explained with excitement in her voice, I thought for a moment "Sounds like fun.." I said out loud. Then Millie got upset because she wasn't allowed to play, but then Moxxie spoke up "You know.. She could also cheer for me!" I cringed again, he's trying.. But good Lucifer is it not going well.. Not even a second after he said that, Millie's dad started laughing at him "Wait, you?" he asked, while Moxxie spoke up again "Yeah, I could compete, can't I?" then her mother had elbowed Moxxie making him tear up a little. "Sorry boy, but I don't think sensitive thespian types would last very long in the games." her dad told him, but this didn't stop Moxxie "I was born here too! I still have some fight in me." he said in an accent on the second part. That's when Striker placed a hand on his shoulder "Huh, well then little fella, why don't you help me wrangle one of them hogs for dinner?" he asked gesturing towards one of the sleeping hogs, "Simple." Moxxie told him and reached to get his gun, only for Striker to stop him,
and give him something else. "With these, bullets can't pierce the shell shell, you got to get the knife underneath them and pry yourself an opening." Striker explained to him, then Blitzo placed his hands on his shoulders "Now just remember, your rep with the in-laws is on the line here, so no pressure at all you totally will NOT make as ass of yourself in front of anyone important in your life! Go get em' tiger!" Blitzo told him, before he pushed him. I went to Blitzo while he was talking to Millie, and elbowed him while giving him a small glare. Millie was telling Moxxie about how he didn't need to do this, only for Blitzo said he totally did, then cheered him on. I rolled my eyes at Blitzo. I had to cover my eyes, I couldn't watch. Soon it was over, and it had turned out that striker had jumped in. I felt bad for Moxxie, obviously, but that's when Striker had asked me and Blitzo if we wanted to help him skin it for dinner, we both agreed and followed while Blitzo took a joke the wrong way and did an angry stomp. Which I found pretty cute.

The next day me, Blitzo, Moxxie, and Striker were standing in the crowd waiting for games to begin, but Stolas had to speak first. "Greetings tiny wrathring imps, I hereby welcome you all to another year of celebrating the spoils of your labor. That continue to feed the citizens of hell, I'm happy to kick off the start of these games that will challenge the toughest of imps to show their skill, and dominance. Good luck to you all~ Especially that sexy little one there, Yoo hoo, Blitzy~" that only seemed to irritate Blitzo, which I placed my hand on his back to try and make him feel better, which worked. We both smiled at each other, but as I looked away from him, I noticed that Stolas was giving me a very displeased look. Then with that, the games were off! We all had to do stuff like, climbing, tug of war, then finally mud wrestling. I found that one really fun. I had gotten to wrestle both Blitzo and Striker. Now it was time to announce the winners of the games! I had stood next to both Striker and Blitzo. "The winners are Striker! Y/N.. And my darling Blitzy!!!" Stolas announced as we all got on the stage. I have no reason why Stolas said my name with such distaste, but I didn't care much, until he pushed into the middle of both me and Blitzo. I was really starting to dislike this owl man, Blitzo seemed to notice, he seemed irritated by it too. Soon after being announced, I was called by Stolas to talk to him in private. I questioned it, but went with him anyways, once we were alone he spoke "I don't like how close you are getting with my Blitzy." he told me, I only stared at him confused, "What do you mean your majesty?" I asked crossing my arms "You know what I mean! I order you to stay away from my Blitzy, or else!" he ordered me, that really irritated me. "You want ME to stay away from my BOSS?" I asked. He only nodded "You are getting in the way of our love." Stolas told me this time crossing his arms, I only rolled my eyes, "Isn't love if it's entirely one sided." I said plainly before I walked away to make my way to the bleachers, but before I got there I was stopped by Striker, I glanced up at him "Oh, hey Striker, good game." I told him with a smile, "Likewise, say, how would you like to go out to eat dinner with me.. Just the two of us?" he asked staring at me with that same grin, I kept my smile "Hmm.. Sure." I answered, "Alright catch you later, doll." he told me before he winked, and walked away. I sighed happily as I made my way to bleachers to sit down. That's when I heard Striker start singing, man did he have a great voice, I could listen forever.. I was too busy staring at Striker dreamily to notice that Blitzo had as next to me, until I felt a hand on my shoulder causing me to jump. "Sorry Y/N, I was just wondering if you'd uh, want to come back with me to the ranch to check out that horse?" he offered me, I smiled sadly at him. He loves his horses. "I'm sorry Boss, but Striker asked me to go out to dinner with him.." I told him feeling bad, Blitzo was silent for a second, before he spoke "Oh, no it's okay, Y/N.. Don't worry. I'll just look at it by myself." he reassured, but I could tell he was upset. I frowned, "Hey, I promise when I get back I'll look at the horse with you." I reassured him with a small smile, making him give a small smile back. That's when I caught Striker gestures me to go to him, "Oh, I gotta go! Bye!" I yelled before I quickly made my way down.

No one's P.O.V.

Blitzo sat there, watching Y/N walk away with a Striker. He wasn't sure on why seeing you around him was pissing him off so much, and not knowing made him even more pissed. Maybe it was because you had always gone wherever he had went, so it was weird to see you just go with someone else like that. 'Yeah, that's what it must be..' he thought to himself, he decided to try and distract himself from your absence by talking to Moxxie and Millie, but it wasn't the same without you there...

* End of part 1! Hope you all enjoyed, 2 will be out soon! #3 in Helluva Boss, how the hell? *