A/N- What's better then incorrect quotes and vines to celebrate Origins of Olympus coming back! For these we're obviously still in season 2,since one season 3 hasn't started and it's above 'Requests' (you'll see what that means)
Enjoy!
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Magnus: You fuckers don't know about my knife stick. It's a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon.
Inpu,not looking up from his book: Spear.
Magnus: BLOCKED.
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Shopworker: Would a Davis please come to the front desk?
Davis,arriving at the desk: Hello? Is something wrong?
Shopworker,who points to Ricarro and Lychee: I believe they belong to you?
Ricarro and Lychee at the same time: We got lost.
Davis: I didn't even bring you guys along-
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*Davis and Ricarro sitting in jail*
Ricarro: So who do we call to get out of here?
Davis: I would call Mikkeal,but I feel safer in jail.
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Xylo: Why is Bryan so sad?
Inpu: He took one of those "Which camper are you?" quizzes the counselors made.
Xylo: And..?
Inpu: He got the Seductive Rose.
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Mario: You know those things will kill you,right?
Cal,pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.
Lychee smoking something: We're trying to speed up the process.
Xylo: *aggressively nods while eating raw cookie dough*
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Mikkeal: Davis isn't answering his goddamn phone.
Ricarro: I'll call!
Mikkeal: Inpu and I have both tried six times each,what makes you thi-
Davis: Hey little bro!
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Kay: How did none of you hear what I just said?!
Mario: Sorry,I've been zoned out for the past 2 and a half hours.
Nad: I got distracted halfway through.
Mikkeal: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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Kay,putting down a card: Ace of spades
Xylo putting down a Uno card: Plus 4
Ricarro pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon,I choose you!
Mario trembling with fucking Phase 10 cards: What are we playing?!
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Mario: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Cal: My sanity,haven't seen you in years!
Kay: Oh wow,my parents! Thank you for finding this!
Inpu: I knew I lost that arm somewhere!
Lychee: Dad,is that you?
Mario:
Mario: I was about to show you a plushie from when I was little but are y'all okay?
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Xylo: Kay! My face is on fire!
Kay: Xylo! Are you okay?!
Xylo: Oh yes I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.
Kay: But your face is on fire.
Xylo: Yes. It's much faster than shaving.
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Origins Of Olympus S2 & S3 Shorts and Ships
FanfictionRead the title And uh- Requests are open! I won't do smut or incest though,so- Yeah- (Pls give me requests I've ran out of ideas lmao)
