Incorrect Quotes/Vines

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Originally Published: May 2021

Edited Ver.: August 2023

Xylo: I'm not doing too well.

Xylo: I have this headache that comes and goes.

Literally all of the demons/threats to camp walk by

Xylo: Oh look there it is again.



Lee: How drunk was I last night?

Cal: You forgot what milk was and called it cereal water.



Mania: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Dolus (The demon that controlled Davis for some time): Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Lychee: Tackle him.

Nero: Dump him.

Lee: Kick him in the shin.

Davis: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.



Ricarro: *is reading something* What are friends with benefits?

Cal: A very special type of friends...

Ricarro: Like us?

Cal: *panic ensues* No. For the love of every god out there, no, Ricarro. Never say that again.



Lychee: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Davis: I don't know, why?

Lychee: To get to the house of the dumbass

Lychee: Knock knock

Davis: Who's there?

Lychee: The chicken.

Davis:



River: I like all the people in this camp!

River: Bryan, Kay, Xylo...

River: *looks at smudged writing on his hand* ...and Inpu!



Kay: You're smiling, did something good happen?

River: I can't smile just because I feel like it?

Xylo: Inpu fell into the water at the trial that happened today



Davis banging on a door: Neigh-bro! Open up!

Cal: It all started when I woke up in the desert..

Davis: That is not what I meant—

Inpu: Let him finish.



Bryan: Are you a cuddler, darling?

Inpu: I am a song of Anubis—yes I'm a cuddler.

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