A friend told me she couldn't read it,so I'll just TRY to type it here
The Wonderful story of Fart-Nut-Arsey
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Once upon a time,there was a girl who had a lovely name,but was seriously ADHD and so she changed her name to fart-nuts and arsey and she forced everyone to call her Fart-Nut-Arsey and then DIED! VERY HAPPILY! COZ NO ONE WON THE QUIDDITCH CUP AND COZ VIKTOR KRUM SNOGHED RON! THEN I FARTED AND PROFESSOR TRELAWNEY LICKED HER ARSE AND SNOGGED A CRYSTAL BALL AND BELLATRIX LESTRANGE FLEW AROUND AIMLESSLY AND SHE KILLED THE QUAFFLE AND THE QUAFFLE SNOGGED A BLUDGER AND THE BLUDGER KILLED THE QUAFFLE AND THE SNITCH KILLED THE BLUDGER.AND THEN MADAM HOOCH KILLED THE SNITCH AND DUMBLEDORE KILLED MADAM HOOCH.Hissssssssss.IQ question: Who kills Dumbledore?
Answer: No One!Then Dumbledore went and renamed himself Dumby Dumbledore but he still didn't like it so he went amd found Fart-Nut-Arsey amd she named him Dumby Dumby.Dumbledore wasn't happy with this name so he murdered Fart-Nut-Arsey.Then she came back to life amd murdered Mcgonagall,who had just entered the damp dungeon.Dumbledore sobbed over her body and promptly Farted.Very loudly.But he wanted a better effect so he pointed his wand to his arse and did the Sonorus thing.Them he farted and this time it was so loud that McGonagall came back to LIFE!
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The wonderful story of Fart-Nut-Arsey
FanfictionI dare you...read this without laughing at all. This was a two-woman effort,so @Consultingdemiwitch automatically takes 5/9 of the credit. The cover is a huge joke. ☾︎Finished☽︎
