Here we are again at another TV show.This time,we have thrown the infamous HACS Marauders into an empty room to see what happens.
Alyssa: POT POT POT
Luna: POT POT POT
Amadora: POT POT POT
Chloe: POT POT POT
All: POT POT POT POT POT POT POT POT POT POT POT POT POOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
All:FRINKY O FRINKY
GLIBBERJORPER THY STOMACH IST
THY GREAT GLOOBERFRUPPER EATs THE HUMANS WHOLE
WE SHALL RID THE WORLD OF UNBELIEVERS AND BORING FARTNUTS
NO MORE PANTS FOR GAEA
WADDLEWOoSERS
Okay,I must go calm them down.
*Angry young woman stalks into camera*Children,this is enough.We are broadcasting on TV.
Alyssa: But wasn't all this meant to see how we would behave?
Luna: Oh,right.𐂂𐂂𐂂★✰✯☆✩★✰✯☆✩★✰✯☆✩★✰✯☆✩𖣘𖣘𖣘𖣘𖣘𖣘
Stop it.
All: No.
Really,you're disgracing yourselves.Be good.
No.
Honestly?
Yep.
Then be it.And by the way,as punishment,NO READING FOR THE DAY.
NOOOO PLEASE WE'LL DO ANYTHING PLEEEASE
Then be good you fools.Then we'll see about bringing you all out for Luna's birthday dinner.
Is it my birthday?
Yes,very soon.
Oh,okay,then
The rest: HAPPY HOGWARTS BIRTHDAY,FUN WIZARD PARTY FUNFUNFUN FUN MAGIC WIZARD BIRTHDAY CAKE BIRTHDAY MAGIC DANCE WITH EVERYONE TWO THREE FOUR--
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YOU ARE READING
The wonderful story of Fart-Nut-Arsey
FanfictionI dare you...read this without laughing at all. This was a two-woman effort,so @Consultingdemiwitch automatically takes 5/9 of the credit. The cover is a huge joke. ☾︎Finished☽︎
