Since I'm running out of idea's I'm just gonna publish some shorts. I would really be glad if you sent me some requests. Thanks!!
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Tony : So this is Peter. Our newest Avenger.
Steve : I didn't know we were accepting applications from bABIES
Peter : y'know Steve, that was cold. Almost as cold as the ice you were frozen in for 70 years.
Tony : (Tearing up) That's my boy!
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Peter : I'm just tryna do my bestpacito here
Tony : Hand over the suit
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Peter, pouring grape soda into a wine glass : I drink to forget but I always remember.
Tony : You're drinking soda
Peter, putting the glass to his lips : Let me forget in peace
Tony : You're still drinking soda
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Peter : Mr. Stark, did Thanos just yeet a moon at you?
Tony : Did he- What??
Peter : Y'know... (Throwing motion) yeet!
Tony :
Peter :
Tony : You're flipping grounded
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Peter, coming in through his bedroom window : MAY, I'M HOOOOOME!
Peter, punching the floor : I'VE GOT SOME LOUD FOOTSTEPS HUH?
Peter, knocking over a vase on purpose : HAHA SILLY ME
Peter, yelling : BOY I SURE DO HOPE I WON'T WALK IN ON SOMETHING THAT WOULD SCAR ME FOREVER
Peter, just in case : (SHRIEKS)
May : For god's saKE HAPPY'S NOT HERE
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Movie night
Tony : That movie was amazing!
Rhodes : It had just the right amount of action and drama
Tony : What'd ya think kid?
Peter : *takes a long sip of his chocolate milk*
Peter : Could be gayer
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Hope you had fun reading that!
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Irondad Oneshots
FanfictionA bunch of oneshots based on my love of Irondad and Spiderson.
