Cat Fights

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"Youre ugly!"

Well, you can fix being ugly (or whatever) but you can't fix bitchiness!

Some people are bitches and some people are you!

Can you pull a Malaysia Airlines and get lost in the ocean?

Wtf are you 5, get better insults.

I see you bought more Bitchflakes this morning.

Did someone not get enough dick last night?

*Blast IDFWU and dance around them*

He leaked your nudes? *Really loudly and preferably her crush*

*Catch them in a lie and exploit them*

You know, nobody has jumped off a building recently.

I THINK SOMEONES THIRRRRSSSTTTYYY *thows water on them*

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If these are insensitive than leave. I have enough rude people as it is, so bye.

But, i hope some of you enjoyed it. I had fun writing it!

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