Amazing Comebacks!!!

Random, again.

Someone takes something from you. Normally, for me, it's my drum sticks (I play percussion) anyway, i say: If you don't give me back ______ I'll shove______ so far down your throat you'll be pooing (or you know) _________________ for the rest of your pathetic life.

Or when someone says something dumb. Same thing.

__________, why are you so mad, is it cause I'm classy, and you're trash bag? 

It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork. (My friend used this today, i nearly died laughing.)

Is your family tree is a cactus because everybody on it is a prick. Or, you could just insult that one person.

We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.

*Ignorant person insults you* Oh, I'm sorry, am I a mirror, because you seem to be talking/looking at yourself.

You should be in a mental asylum because you enjoy talking to/about yourself.

With a face like yours, I wish/glad I was/am blind. (This one I've used, but i changed it because Im nearly legally blind. 20/160 or 20/180 and legally blind is 20/200.)

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma (heard this on my way to school this morning)

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I hope you enjoyed these. I figured out i was in bold, but am to lazy to fix it so, sorry.

IF YOU'VE READ THE LOST SOUL::::::

ok heres an update on the guy thingermabob. So, i told him i liked him, and i recieved SERIOUS respect from him and his friends, so YASSSSSSSSSSS.

K, bye!