Amazing Comebacks!!!

Halloween

So, you're trick or treating and see some random jerk-wad taking a little innocent child's candy, you ignore it. WRONG!!

So, you're trick or treating and see some random jerk-wad taking a little innocent child's candy, you walk up to them, and "book check" their candy "Happy Halloween" you smile evilly. RIGHT!

So, the whole "book checking" thing, just walk up and smack as hard as you can, and slam/throw their candy on the ground.

(PERSONAL EXPERIENCE)

I'm short, straight to the point. I normally, depending on my costume, wear heels with my costume. So, when I've been walking door to door for 3-4 hours and this kid, has the audacity, to take my candy, i say "Put my candy down or i will take of my heels, shove them so far down your throat, you'll be pooing leather and cork for the rest of your life." and they magically go away.

Here are some real comebacks though:

I'll kill you

Stfu or you'll die

Snow White is a very different person when shes been agrivated for the past 4 hrs.

Go away, or you'll never see day light again.

This will be your last night on Earth if you dont (choice or words)

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OK, so i havent been on in a while! But, i have my reasons, my leg infection, and my now 20/160 vision, which means iim almost leagally blind, oh and school work. Being student body President does require a lot of time and effort. So yea, bye