matthew gray gubler imagines

the enema

"matthew, honey come to our room.." you called out, trying to get your boyfriend's attention. of course, he didn't even realize you said anything because his airpods were at full volume blasting nelly furtado. 

you're furious. you had called him maybe 5 times at the top of your lungs for him to come to the room yet he just sat there, oblivious.

rising from your bed, you stomp over to your blue velvet couch and smack him on the head.

"MATTHEW! HAVE YOU NOT HEARD ME SCREAMING YOUR NAME FOR THE PAST 15 MINUTES???" you screamed at him.

"no, i did not. but i did hear you screaming my name for an hour last night." he said cheekily.

that was it. that was the last straw. 

you grabbed him by the collar of his shirt and dragged him to your shared bedroom. 

moaning, he threw his airpods somewhere in the corner of the room and flopped himself onto the bed, positioning himself so that you could get on top of him.

"what do you think you're doing, matthew? you thought we were going to kiss...?" you asked.

matthew turned his head quizzically. "yes... that's exactly what i thought we were gonna do, y/n-"

before he could finish his sentence, you grab him by the waist and turn him around, leaving his ass in the air and his head smushed into the pillow.

"y/n, wha-" 

you cut him off once again. "shhh..." you whisper into his ear, causing him to settle down.

you look around the room until you find the enema you bought from that random guy outside the 7/11 last week.

you quickly grab the bottle and remove the cap.

you violently rip off matthew's pants which causes him to moan.

before matthew could register what you were about to do, he quickly felt the enema nozzle enter his anus until it reached a good 2 inches in.

"y/n!" he moaned. "i didn't know you were had any sex toys!?"

"oh matthew... this isn't a sex toy." you say.

before he was able to form his next question, you squeeze the enema bottle as hard as you can, exploding the liquid into his rectum, and forcing him to cum immediately.

sadly though, it seemed like he came too intensely.

matthew froze in that same position before falling over and off the bed.

he had died from his enema-cum journey.

rest in peace bestie