matthew abducts you from a lululemon store and steals clothes from the kids section due to his sad excuse of a fashion sense. you wake up to a "hello babygirl" from him. you wake up and see yourself wearing the most horrendous outfit ever to exist.
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a dark blue jacket over an ombre green dress..
you take your hair down from your messy bun and drape it around your shoulders. matthew forces you to pose against your will or else he'll shart in your mouth (he ate taco bell for dinner). you take the picture and matthew takes your wrists and pins you to the ground. he sharts in your mouth anyways and you pass out.
you wake to him cleaning the shit out of your mouth saying "oh my god babygirl i'm so sorry i sharted." you widen your eyes and run to the bathroom to throw up. you didn't quite make it to the toilet in time and projectile vomit all over his mirror and sink. he runs in after you and proceeds to barf too, due to his emetophobia.
you are both passed out on the ground covered in shit and vomit.
