matthew gray gubler imagines

cheese

a/n: I AM TYPING THIS WITH MY EYES CLOSED I AM NEVER EVER WRITING ANYTHING AGAIN UNLESS I AM PAID ANOTHER $20

pov:

you were on the toilet after drinking an enormous trenta chocolate cookie crumble when u suddenly smell something... cheesy..

"what the fuck is this smell??" you thought.

you sniffed the towels hanging on the rack. no cheese smell. you lifted up your armpits and sniffed them. no cheese smell. you smelled your hair. no cheese smell. you couldn't figure out what it was until you bent over and sniffed. 

" so that's what it is ... "

you finish your business until suddenly, the bathroom door flies open! 

matthew is standing there, lust filled in his eyes, and says, "i smelled your pussy cheese, babygirl."

you get up from the toilet and shove matthew against the wall. 

"you like that, huh?"

matthew moans in response.

"stick your pussy cheese scented fingers in my mouth, babygirl" he groans.

you step back for a second, confusing matthew.

"y/n.. what are you doing? i thought we were about to fuck.." he frowns as he asks quizzically.

he watches you in surprise as you slip off your hello kitty vintage y2k bought-from-depop pajama pants and throw your granny panties off to the side.

seductively, you reach down in between your pussy folds, and using your abnormally long fingernail that you've been growing since late december 2020, you slowly begin to scrap your pussy cheese from in between your wet folds.

you can tell from matthew's wide eyes and newly erected knobgoblin that he was enjoying every sweet second of this.

you take your pussy cheese covered hand and stick it down his throat as he gags and cums at the same time.

"eguhheh y/n" he groaned out before he passed out.

"this mf just passed out... guess my pussy cheese tastes that good!" you thought to yourself.

-- time skip --

{ matthew's pov }

i woke up on the cold, tile floor, with the faint taste of y/n's pussy cheese still lingering in my mouth.

"I HAVE TO SHIT SO BAD"  was my first thought after regaining consciousness.

as i made my way into the bathroom and onto the toilet, i felt something oddly.. sticky on the inside of my asshole.

then it dawned on me.

"y/n's pussy cheese got stuck on the inside of my anus"

{ third person pov }

as matthew continued to push and push, his face got redder and redder before he eventually passed out with a tiny sliver of dung sticking out of his ass.

as the shitball inside his rectum continues growing, he eventually dies from constipation.

you find him dead on the bathroom floor and pledge to never ever touch your pussy cheese again.

the end.