[this does have some implied shipping in it so yeah be warned?]
Nick: Aaron and I are having a baby.
Zak : That's gre-
Nick, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.
Aaron: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Nick: Wasn't Zak with you?
Zak: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
Nick, driving: So how was your day?
Aaron : We almost got surprise adopted!
Nick: What?
Zak: We almost got kidnapped.
Nick: Oh, okay.
Nick: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
Zak: What time is it?
Aaron: I don't know; pass me that saxophone and we'll find out
Aaron: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Nick: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Aaron : It's 2 am
Nick: How's the sexiest person here~?
Zak : I don't know, how are they~?
Nick, flustered: I-
Aaron, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
Nick: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Zak : Okay, but in my defense, Aaron bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Nick: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
Nick: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Zak : *turning to Aaron* How tall are you?
Aaron: HELP! I TOLD NICK I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!
Zak , pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
Nick: I really like this whole 'good guy, bad guy' thing you guys have going on.
Zak : It's not an act, it's just that I'm mean and Aaron isn't
Nick: We need a distraction.
Zak : Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Aaron, whispering: My time has come
Nick: Why are you on the floor?
Zak : I'm depressed.
Zak : Also I was stabbed, can you get Aaron, please.
Nick: What do you think Zak will do for a distraction?
Aaron: They'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Aaron: ... or he could do that.
Nick: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Zak : I'm a knife.
Aaron, from across the room: They're the little spoon.
Nick: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Zak ?
Zak : ... No.
Aaron: I do!
Nick: I know, Aaron.
Aaron: I'm sad!
Nick: I know, Aaron.
Nick: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Zak : We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Nick: Yes!
Aaron: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
Nick: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Zak : Thank you
Nick: I didn't say that was a good thing
Zak : What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
Nick: Okay, truth or dare?
Zak : Truth
Nick: How many hours have you slept this week?
Zak :
Zak : ...Dare
Nick: Go to bed.
Zak : I don't like this game.
Nick, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Zak : *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
Nick: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Zak : Killed without hesitation.
Nick: No.
Nick: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Zak : I do have a sense of humor you know
Nick: I've never heard you laugh before
Zak : I've never heard you say anything funny
Nick: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Zak : It's not a joke.
Zak : *sniffles*
Zak : I'm a legit snack.
Nick, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don't really think heels are for me
Aaron, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
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Ain't no rest for the wicked | ghost adventures oneshots
FanfictionOne shots of the ghost adventures crew! These will be mostly around Zak and Nick tho (I miss Nick :(( ) - It will mostly be angst and fluff. Maybe some X readers but don't be afraid to drop a request just please not smut or anything along the lines...
