Wild Wild Pussy Cats on Crack (And some Headcannons and shit)

#13

Tiger: *walks downstairs at 2am to get a glass of water, Ragdoll was lay on the couch* You ok?

Ragdoll: I can't sleep.

Tiger: why?

Ragdoll: there's so many important questions going on in my head.

Tiger:...I'm scared to ask but what? *sits on the arm of the chair because Ragdoll was taking up the full sofa like the little shit she is*

Ragdoll: Is the S or the C silent in scent? If you drop soap on the floor is the soap dirty or the floor clean? Why is it called Chili if it's hot? If two mind readers are reading each other's minds, who's mind are they actually reading? If I told you I'm lying on the couch right now, wouldn't I technically be telling the truth?

Tiger:...I came down here for a glass of water but I'm questioning reality now.