Wild Wild Pussy Cats on Crack (And some Headcannons and shit)

#6

Buckle the fuckle up bitches, this is a L O N G one.

Mandalay: Every single odd number had an E in it.

Tiger: Listen-

Ragdoll: Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren't spelled with the letter E in.

Tiger:....oh father god....

Ragdoll: if you can split a number in half evenly, it's even. 30 and 50 are odd.

Mandalay: -_-'
15+15=30
25+25=30

Pixie-Bob: 25+25=30? You sure about that?

Tiger: Lord have mercy....

Mandalay: One. Three. Five. Nine. And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, all odds have the letter E

Kota: You forgot Seven.

Tiger: it just keeps getting worse...

Pixie: You whole ass forgot about eight, a number with an e and is pretty even

Tiger: Why would 8 be brought up of its EVEN in a conversation about ODDS?????? Shino originally said 'every single ODD Number has an E in it' not 'every single number with an E is odd' what the fuck

Kota: two is odd and doesn't have an e. Just saying...

Tiger: did...did he just deadass try to say two is odd? I'm throwing this whole agency away just watch me.

Ragdoll: wait what about zero, that's an odd number

Mandalay: ಠ_ಠ

Pixie: ok hear me out. Fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they're pronounced. Third-E fifth-E.

Mandalay: Why do 30 and 50 matter THEY'RE EVEN

Tiger: what the actual fuck is happening

Kota: one is an even number.

Tiger: I'm gonna smack someone...

Pixie: -30 and -50 have e in them.

Ragdoll: Zero isn't a number.

Mandalay: I can't be divided by two though, can it

Ragdoll: it can??? 0/2=2??

Tiger, laughing in despair: just don't know...ok. *goes to the fridge and pins up a piece of paper with some magnets, he writes on it*

Tiger's writing:

OD numbers
onE
thrEE
fivE
sEvEn
ninE

Pixie: OD numbers Huh?

Tiger: look. Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd, so, 1,3,7,9. Stop freaking out.

Mandalay: you forgot five.

Pixie: what about four?

Tiger: what about it?

Pixie: it doesn't have an e in it!

Tiger: THATS BECAUSE ITS EVEN???

Ragdoll: are you guys ok?

Tiger: I'm honestly so confused right now. This is the height of stupidity. It has to be or our future generations cannot exist.

A/N this took a good 40 minutes to type out XD XD worth it though XD XD