Mandalay: Alright. Since y'all have terrible driving records, imma give you some driving related questions and you're gonna answer them. Now. Who can tell me what is a turn signal?The other 3: *cricket sounds*
Mandalay: Anybody? Turn Signal?
Ragdoll: *coughs*
Mandalay: ok, moving on, what should you do if an emergency vehicle pulls up behind you with its lights on?
Tiger: Oh, I know.
Mandalay: oh thank god. Yes?
Tiger: okay, as long as you're driving faster or parallel to them you can keep driving
Mandalay: No. you pull off to the side of the road and get out of the way. Oh my god. Ok. When it rains, do we turn on our hazard lights?
Pixie: Yes.
Mandalay: Wrong. We do not turn our hazards on in the rain.
Pixie: oh...
Mandalay: Ok last question. When the speed limit sign says 45, how fast can you go?
Ragdoll: oh I Know This one
Pixie: oh I know
Tiger: yeah me too
Mandalay: Ok. Let's say it all at the same time: 4-
Ragdoll: 71
Tiger: As fast as possible
Pixie: pump the breaks?
Mandalay: guys, what the fuck?
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