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Mandalay: Alright. Since y'all have terrible driving records, imma give you some driving related questions and you're gonna answer them. Now. Who can tell me what is a turn signal?

The other 3: *cricket sounds*

Mandalay: Anybody? Turn Signal?

Ragdoll: *coughs*

Mandalay: ok, moving on, what should you do if an emergency vehicle pulls up behind you with its lights on?

Tiger: Oh, I know.

Mandalay: oh thank god. Yes?

Tiger: okay, as long as you're driving faster or parallel to them you can keep driving

Mandalay: No. you pull off to the side of the road and get out of the way. Oh my god. Ok. When it rains, do we turn on our hazard lights?

Pixie: Yes.

Mandalay: Wrong. We do not turn our hazards on in the rain.

Pixie: oh...

Mandalay: Ok last question. When the speed limit sign says 45, how fast can you go?

Ragdoll: oh I Know This one

Pixie: oh I know

Tiger: yeah me too

Mandalay: Ok. Let's say it all at the same time: 4-

Ragdoll: 71

Tiger: As fast as possible

Pixie: pump the breaks?

Mandalay: guys, what the fuck?

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