today's gonna suck ass
here's what happened this morning, in sequential order
1. I was NOT ready to drag myself out of my nice, warm bed quite yet, so I turned off my alarm and decided ten extra minutes would be nice. My mom decided to get me up and at em' by blasting music (at the very least it was an iDKHOW song) from my google home speaker, which just happened to be turned up like medium volume, which is still very loud, especially considering the bitch was right next to my head (I keep it there because I listen to calming music at night to help me sleep). I had to unplug it to get it to stop playing.
Then, of course, she called me to make sure I was up. My alarm goes off at 7, school starts at 8:30, is it so bad to let me get an extra few minutes of sleep? Then, of course, she knocked a few times and then immediately barged in without letting me say anything, which is not how knocking works, while I was putting on a shirt, and tackled me with hugs. Like yeah, I love you, bUT WOMAN, THATS NOT KNOCKING. At least she let me finish getting dressed before she came in.
2. So I got dressed, brushed my teeth, blah blah blah. I was watching baddie smp (best smp) videos to try and give myself a good start to my day because Kurt and Danny are funny asf and I love them (DREW IF UR READING THIS JOIN THE SMP RIGHT NOW) and of course mom interrupted and made me make myself breakfast.
3. So I go into the kitchen, put some butter on the pan, and stick a slice of bread in the toaster oven. i wait for the butter to get hot, crack an egg in it. THE FUCKING YOLK WAS BROKEN. Idk about y'all but I can't stand for normal-ass eggs when the yolk breaks and cooks on the pan, it's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING NASTY. So I toss it, try another. The yolk breaks AGAIN. Toss it, try another.
GUESS WHAT HAPPENED?
HUH?
CAN YOU GUESS?
CAN YOU FUCKING FATHOM A GUESS OUT OF THE DEPTHS OF YOUR IMAGINATION, DEAR READER?
THE FUCKING YOLK BROKE
AND MY TOAST WAS BURNT
4. Okay, fuck that, no breakfast. So I take my peppermint tea, sit down on the couch to some yt on my phone and try to calm down before I commit a heinous act of violence. I take a sip of my peppermint tea and IMMEDIATELY BURN MY TONGUE.
5. TO TOP IT ALL OFF I CAN'T FIND MY DAMN PLANNER AND MY STOMACH HURTS.
Ah yes, another lovely day in this shithole called Earth.
