Kianna was a normal 19 year old. SCRATCH THAT. No she wasn't. She was a BOSS ASS 19 year old, she had gotten everything she had on her own AND had a successful business. Now who you know?? She thought her life was perfect the way it was until one ni...
Waddup bad bitches of the world? It's y'all favorite pretty bitch, Lauren The Mf Don, aka the 3rd City Girl Aka Miss Pimp A Nigga Aka Miss Bando her motherfucking self.
Aii sooo, I think I'm supposed to be telling y'all about me and what the fuck is going on. So Ima start here. Y'all know me as Lauren, Kianna's Best Friend & Baby Bando's pretty ass aunty #1. (Yes, I call her Baby Bando cause she gonna have her own bands before she even know how to count.) Anyways, I'm a professional party planner & Interior Designer.
Today I'm going to take some of my clients to visit some venues for their events. Then I have to visit some homes that I'm supposed to design & after that I have a couple meetings to attend. One being with a celebrity client who wants me to plan a birthday party for them.
On my way to meet my clients at the first venue I listened to "Ambitious Girl"- Wale. That song always puts me in the mood to be productive & reminds me of my goals. Once I arrived I found parking & waited for my clients out front. About 20 minutes later I was showing them the first venue.
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"This venue here is 4600 square feet. The walls are approximately 18ft high & can be transformed for any kind of event. It is $2000 for 5 hours and in the price chairs, tables, leather lounge seating, sound system with bluetooth ability & a drink station with an attendant is included." I spoke as I walked my clients around the place.
5 hours later...
After forever, I was finally done showing my clients venues & visiting the homes that I'm going to be designing. Now I'm on my way to my meeting which is alllll the way in the city.
"I'm like real nigga waddup? Real nigga waddup? If you ain't about that murder game then pussy nigga shut up!" I rapped along with the song as I sped down the block. After 40 minutes + the time I spent looking for parking I was finally in my meeting & waiting for the mystery celebrity client to come in. As I was on my laptop, looking through furniture to design one of the homes I heard the door open causing me to look up.
And to my surprise no other than my favorite fine ass chocolate nigga walked through the door in a purple sweatsuit...
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