Ethiopia, Djibouti, Eritrea, Kenya and Somalia as the Hetalia Quotes because why not?
Somalia: The Unicorn was real! Of course YOU couldn't see it, because you're not PURE! But I saw it and it was cute with a soft fluffy mane.
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Kenya for some reason: I'm going to kill you until you're dead!
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Eritrea to Ethiopia: Wow, I look exactly like you, a bit douche-bag.
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Kenya: Look, I'm a big cat. Dont you want to scratch my belly?
Djibouti: you need to seek professional help.
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Ethiopia, holing Djibouti: Calm down, Djibouti!!!
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Ethiopia: that's right, I'm great.
Djibouti, Somalia, Kenya and Eritrea:
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Ethiopia: look at my soldiers with those mean faces. I taught them those faces.
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Somalia: Some things are worth the risk. [I George DeValier, somebody who writes fanfictions for Hetalia, was the one who quoted this for one of the characters, so it technically isn't a quote from the original show, but just a fanfic quote]
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Eritrea to Ethiopia: I shall now express my utter disgust and anger with you through the piano.
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Somalia: WHAT DID YOU DO TO LEAPORD?! [Not panda lmao. There aren't panda's in Somalia]
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Ethiopia: KENYA, I CHOOSE YOU!
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Djibouti: I only listen to my ideas because those are the ones I like.
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Somalia trying to narrate what the other 3 are doing; Gay Christmas- I mean Kenya.
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Ethiopia and Djibouti doing something stupid:
Eritrea: I hope they both die.
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Ethiopia about the rest of them: I don't claim them.
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