Ethiopia, Djibouti, and a little bit of Somalia as Buzzfeed Unsolved quotes;
Ethiopia: Just admit you're scared and you're chickening out
Djibouti: *remembering how Somalia told her not to be scared*
Somalia: dont be scared.
Somalia: It's okay.
Somalia: it won't hurt you.
Djibouti: yeah I'm scared. Let's go.
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Ethiopia: de-mon.
Djibouti: dont call it that.
Ethiopia: de-mon
Djibouti: dont call it that!
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Ethiopia: Hey there demons. It's me, ya' girl.
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Ethiopia: We're here for the occult stuff. We saw it on craigslist!
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Kenya; Djibouti, every room you're in is a panic room.
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Ethiopia: stop serial killing.
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Djibouti: Friends murder each other all the time!
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Ethiopia: I did meet some of the most insufferable people before. Yet again they also met me.
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Ethiopia: it's moments like this I will never forget.
Djibouti: with a good therapist, hopefully I will.
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Ethiopia: Djibouti you really are my best friend.
Djibouti: Best friend? BEST friend?! Bitch I'm your only friend! I'm the only one capable of tolerating your stupid ass.
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Djibouti: do you have to attack me with your words?
Ethiopia: want me to use brick?
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Ethiopia: Djibouti gave me a get better soon card.
Somalia: aw that's sweet.
Ethiopia: But I wasnt sick. She just thought I could do better.
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Ethiopia: and 2 years ago I married my best friend.
Ethiopia: Somalia is still mad but me and Djibouti were drunk and thought it was funny.
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Djibouti: don't say a word.
Ethiopia: fergalicious.
Djibouti: ETHIOPIA! What did I say?!
Ethiopia: oh I see. 2 weeks ago when we played scrabble, it wasnt a word, but now it is. How convenient of you.
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Ethiopia: why wont the ghosts talk to us?
Djibouti: maybe they're homophobic
Ethiopia: we're not lesbian, Djibouti.
Djibouti: we're not?
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Djibouti: All odd numbers have "e" in them.
Ethiopia: Djibouti, it's 3am.
Djibouti: t-h-r-E-E
Ethiopia: GO TO SLEEP-
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Djibouti, running through an abandoned jail: AHHHHHHHH!
Ethiopia downstairs waiting for her: that is some reaction.
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Ethiopia: it's gone quiet now and I'm concerned shes dead.
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Ethiopia: it's my bridge now.
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Ethiopia: I'm gonna irritate him.
Djibouti: okay.
Ethiopia: fuck you, goat man.
Djibouti: excuse you, ma'am.
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Ethiopia: choo choo pickle pie.
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Ethiopia: am I in hell?
Djibouti: No, Ethiopia. If you were, you would he in the throne and Satan would be leaving.
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Djibouti: Now we add ghost broccoli.
Ethiopia: it's call cauliflower for gods sake.
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Ethiopia: it costs $400 to see a therapist.
Ethiopia: But it's free to just tell yourself "it be like that sometimes."
Djibouti: what, no.
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Ethiopia: I connected 2 dots.
Djibouti: you didn't connect shit.
Ethiopia: I connected them.
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Ethiopia: if I were a cat I would spend all 9 lives with you.
Djibouti: Bro-
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