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Campfire stories 2

     You ran off into the mansion not knowing about the monsters that lived there. So you were now running from some weird teleporting floating thing. Soon enough, you had reached a dead end. Panicking, you looked back go see it speeding at you like sanic.
   "OK HEY HI DO YOU NEED A SNICKERS BAR OR SOMETHING PLEASE MY BLOOD TASTS HORRIBLE-"
    The creature was about to attack when Morfosi appeared out of nowhere causing it to stop.
   "What did I tell you about attacking Y/n?"
   The creature looked at him then to you.
  "Yes thats them."
  It jumped and quickly left. But it took your snickers bar before doing so.
   "Are you ok? I apologize about the residents of the place, they can be a bit aggressive to outsiders." He said while checking to see if any damage was done.
    "Heh, I noticed...I'm never getting out of here aren't I?" You sighed.
    " Who knows," He turned," you might choose to stay."
   "Suuure, we'll see about that." You said while following him. Hey if he can keep those things away then better safe than sorry. He showed you around while you mercilessly questioned him about a ton of things ranging from him to why the fuck this house has invisible rooms.
    "Well, I like to challenge myself whenever I come back after dying."
   "Can't you become immortal or something?"
   He paused for a bit," I haven't thought about that..."
  You internally facepalmed. You had hoped that the tour would help you find an exit, but it seemed that it was nonexistant. You also got distracted during the tour. He called for Jon who also had the weird teleporting ability.
   "Yes lord TiMmy?"
"I swear to god Jon drop the name please."
     Jon smirked," Alright I'll stop for now, is there something you need sir?"
   "Yes, I'm going out and I need you to watch Y/n while I'm gone." He replied.
  Once he left, you asked Jon about it and apparently he went out to eat.
  "How dare he get Mcdonalds without me!"
  "Ah, um... He didn't tell you about his diet...did he?"
  You shook your head.
  "Well, he goes out to eat humans." He casually explained as if you weren't also a HuMan. Noticing your alarm he reassured you that he can control himself. As long as you don't get wounded or something.
  "Oh great, he is part vampire-"
   Jon nodded," Sort of I guess."
  So for the next hour you and Jon just hung out. You learned that you'll be able to leave within a day or so which wasn't as bad as you thought. The two of you decided to play the game that breaks friendships and causes wars, Uno.
   "Hello everyone I'm back from brutally murdering a guy in a car and surviving after developing a complex friendship with the person-" Morfosi was then interrupted by Jon yelling out +4.
   "Pikachu I choose you!" You then tossed a pokemon card to which Jon pulled out a card deck.
  "BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON GO!"
Then Morfosi took out a card.
  "I CAST THE SEAL OF-"
"MY LORD NO WE ARE NOT GOING TO THE SHADOW REALM AGAIN!" Jon quickly grabbed the card before it could be played. He laughed,"Well it seems that you two had fun while I was away."
     "Yeah, about that shadow realm thing...how many times has that happened?"
    "Oh about 6 times. Its nothing really."
   "They are a human my lord, and the last time we were there some weirdass hat guy called Balin put us through platforming hell-" Jon said.
    "Oh yeah, that was terrible."
You didn't even want to ask about that place now.
     Later, Jon left to do some things leaving you alone with Morfosi. So you both were chilling on the couch.
  He mostly asked you the questions this time. You had noticed that he had this weird charm to him that made you want to answer anything he questions. It must be from all of the time spent interacting with people. He then asked if you had made the decision to stay with him.
  "I don't know man, I'm still on the fence on whether I should consider dating you or not." You said while casually texting your friends who were no help since they forgot all about the forest trip," I mean, you're pretty good looking and not some emotionless edgy guy like in the novels but this all kind of happened out of nowhere."
   "Really? Would you like me to convince you?"
    "Sure why not."
  "I can teleport you out of awkward situations, yeet the next person that attempts to fight you during Black Friday for the last item on the shelf, not die, and," he leaned in," I could fufill your needs better than any other human could."
   "WhAt does that mean?" You stuttered as he innocently retreated with smile. That little BaStArd.
  "Hah, you really think you could do that?" You challenged. Your fake confidence was crushed when he pinned you to the couch.
   "Want to find out my dear?"