Haikyuu (Sakuatsu) Oneshots

Hate, Love, Hate

Bokuto is tired.

What exactly is he tired at? Well, two Rival idiots dancing around in a shape of a heart, teasing and bickering with each other. That's what.

It's like he's watching a weird mating ritual for tsundere's. Sakusa And Atsumu.

It's obvious they have feelings for each other even through their constant, so-called, fights.

I mean, who would go out of their way to make sure their Rival was okay with the cleanliness standards of a Family restaurant? Go Shopping for clothes together? Even Cuddling when the other is down?! What the fuck, kind of Rivalry is that.

Bokuto has seen Hinata and Kageyama do that, but atleast they're dating! What about those idiotic two!? Bokuto admits, he is slightly on the dumb side. But even he's not dumb enough to not notice the sexual tension on the court.

So what does he do as the good wingman he is? He helps them. [Spoiler alert: He isn't the best wingman out there so Expect that this goes downhill immediately.]

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Onigiri Miya Branch In Osaka
After Practice
6:38PM_

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"Gwaaah! I'm stuffed! Thanks again Myaa-sam!" Hinata said, patting his stomach as Barnes, the gentleman he is, opens the door for all of them. Osamu smiles and Nods before continuing his bickers with his Twin, Atsumu.

Bokuto was currently Examining Sakusa who was minding his own business walking towards the Msby's Van. He hears Atsumu's last shout to his twin before jogging to their group, starting a conversation with the orange-head.

He had a small notebook on his hand, listing on details about their looks and body, what their types could possibly be. Well, or so, That's what he thinks.

[The notebook had doodles of a failed drawing of Akaashi as an owl, Stickman Atsumu and Sakusa and a note of their 'looks' saying Tsumtsum and Omi are pretty, well not as pretty as keiji].

The frost-tipped man giggles to himself as he imagined seeing Atsumu and Sakusa thanking him for bringing them together, and an unrelated image of his husband cheering 'Kou! You're so cool! Marry me again!'.

"hehehe, I will keiji! I will do my best!" he mumbled to himself as the two Innocent Victims shuddered at the sudden coldness at their backs. Hinata asking Atsumu if he was alright and Meian asking if Sakusa was cold. Both shook their heads and brushed it off.

Inunaki and Adriah who saw Bokuto's face also shivered as their faces mixed with emotions of both Confusion and Fear. 'What the fuck is Bokuto thinking about this time.'

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Msby Black Jackals Signed Complex
One day after Bokuto's Self-Encouragement
2:06PM_

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