Haikyuu (Sakuatsu) Oneshots

Men To Women | Msby Crack

The sounds of volleyballs slamming down the floor, The squeaks the shoes make and the yells of grown men for the ball filled the gym.

It was a pretty bright and normal day. Scratch that. Spoiler alert, it wasn't. Distant shouts that grew louder and louder by the second was heard from outside the gym.

The gym door opened and four gorgeous and beautiful woman appeared, they were panting and sweating, mostly because they ran over their. They were wearing what seemed to be oversized, jerseys? Of the black jackals.

"we haVE TIDDIES?!" the girl with long orange hair screamed, As the three girls at the back paled as they heard the girls wording.

"Fckin' hell shokun!? Don't word't like that!" another girl with long blonde hair yelled as she slapped the back of the small orange-haired girl. "Ack!? Tsumu-san that hurtsssss!" the girl squealed.

The two others at the back had black, short hair while the other had bi-colored mid-length hair. The black-haired girl sighed, she looked so done with the two while the bi-colored one kept on pouting.

They looked so familiar. As the people inside the gym just looked at them dumbfoundedly. "wait... Atsumu? Bokuto? Hinata? Sakusa?... Right?" Inunaki asked, his hands were trembling while pointing at the four.

A: "Yah"
H: "yes!"
S: "sigh... Yes"
B: "yesss..."

The four girls said at the same time and at that moment Meian felt his soul leave his body as he fainted and fell to the ground. 'They were already so much to deal with, now they had even more problems' was what he thought.

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"So you're telling me you just woke up as... A girl?" Foster slowly said, the four nodded slowly indicating that what he said was exactly what happened.

"Yeah, me n' omi were just snugglin' last night and when we woke up we were already girls!" Atsumu said as she made exaggerated arm movements while sakusa just sighed at his boyfriーgirlfriends(?) childish-ness.

"It's Omi and I, and yes, that's exactly what happened" Sakusa rubbed her forehead while sighing. "Whatever, and aweee ya already accepted yer faith of forever having that nickname" Atsumu rolled her eyes first then clinged onto sakusa's left arm.

"That's exactly what happened to me too! Keiji was so shocked he paled a bit, but I don't like making keiji sad..." Female bokuto also sighed as he remembered his keiji's beautiful face that paled as he saw bokuto.

"Yup! Me too, kags threw me out at first cause he wouldn't believe me! I had to expose him before he let me back in our apartment!" Hinata huffed, clearly angry at his idiotic boyfriend.

"You guys never fail to make me feel so single" Thomas said, wiping his fake teary eyes with his handkerchief. He was jabbed at the stomach by inunaki squealing an 'oof' sound as he said his sorry.

They were sure they heard the word 'babe' but there were more important matters to deal with right now. "Wait a second are we just gonna ignore the fact that Sakusa and Atsumu said they were snuggling or some sht?"

"Yes, yes we are" sakusa said as he glared at thomas who just looked down smiling sheepishly. "We are gonna talk about that after this" Meian said rising from his seat and standing infront of the four.

"Did you do anything Last night or was there anything weird that happened?" Meian asked the four. The four girls were thinking and after a few second they answered.

"hmm, well nothin' out'ta ordinary, we just did our daily routine and alll, y'know, ohーwait omi didn't we save an old lady from an almost car crash?" The blonde said, she looked at sakusa with a smile.

"mhmm... We did..." Sakusa nodded in confirmation as the other two widened their eyes. "We did the same thing, me and bokuto-san saved this old lady who was crossing the road. She thanked us too!" hinata beamed.

"Yeah!, she was wearing a flowery dress with a shawl and a tote bag! She almost got hit by this big truck and the truck just left her with us not even bothering if the old lady got hit!" Bokuto told the story and huffed in anger as he remembered the memory of the big bad truck.

"well, that's funny. Call it a coincidence but that's also what happened to us" Sakusa arched his eyebrow at the two huffing man-child infront of him.

"So it was because of the old lady? It's only a theory but I think it has something to do with... Her?" Barnes finally spoke up, he tilted his head as he looked at the four who looked back at him.

"Haha! Well I gotta say, you four look really pretty as girls" Inunaki snorted as he eyed the four who were all wearing their oversized clothes.

"Of course we look pretty, but I know I'm the prettiest" atsumu sighed with a contented look, while sakusa just rolled her eyes at the blonde. "Don't flatter yourself, you already have a bloated ego" Sakusa sighed when she saw her girlfriend pout.

"ugh... Of course you're pretty, I was just kidding" sakusa lazily smiled when atsumu beamed at her. Inunaki had a disgusted face as he stared at the two overly cute couple.

"You both are disgusting..." He said.

"Anyways, you guys just... Don't come to practice while you're looking like that..." Coach foster said as he pinched the bridge of his nose. "What!? But why?!" The trio yelled, excluding sakusa who looked at foster like he said something wrong.

"Look, what coach is saying is we don't want those sports paparazzi's making headlines about 'four girls' who are actually the teams starters keep coming inside the 'boys' volleyball gym." Barnes emphasized the situation.

"We'll do something about it, just, don't do anything stupid that might drag the Black jackals name down the drain" Meian said, he had enough of this. He can't wait to retire and hand the job to the next captain.

"Okay! You can count on us" The trio said. They ran out of the gym quickly, doing somw 'ninja like' stunts because apparently they need to hide from the paparazzi's.

"Somehow my gut feeling says that I can't" Meian replied. He looked at sakusa and eyed him. "Fine... I'll take care of the three man-childs,I'll even ask some friends for help ..." Sakusa sighed. He was so tired of sighing the entire day.

"Yes, please do" Meian said slapping his back on his way out. The four were gone now. Silence filled the room. Until...

"Meian-san don't faint again!" Thomas yelled running to catch the falling Meian. "Coach foster meian-saーCOACH!?" He looked at Foster who already fainted as soon as the four got out of the room.

They called an ambulance that day. Inunaki was laughing his ass off while barnes just dismissed practice that day. Whoever says Msby Black jackals isn't the most chaotic team better pay now, you just lost the bet.

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This came to my mind as soon as I saw the art in my gallery. Lmaoo this chapter is so chaotic. I might make a part two where osamu, suna, kageyama and akaashi are included plus some charcters just to add some spizazz.

⚠I do not own the art above, Credits tot he rightful owner of this Beautiful Art ⚠

Fck this chapter, it keeps on going here at the end kshdjdjdu im so fckng done with this help :'D    03/18/21