"FLANNEL BOI HELP! SAVE US!" Grace yelled. But it was too late, Shrek cut the rope and the girls fell into the radio active chemicals. Shrek ran out.
"T.T.A.T. GET THEM OUT OF THERE!" Spiderman commanded.
T.T.A.T. Flew down and grabbed Marina's arm and pulled her out. He gently put her down on the floor.
One by one Flannel Boi and T.T.A.T. Pulled them all out while Spiderman and Sam Smith tried to revive them. "Stay with me, cause your all I need" Sam sang to them.
Suddenly Gabby jumped up. "Am I alive?" She asked scared.
"Your going to be fine" Sam reassured her.
"What about my friends!" She looked around with wide eyes.
"Hopefully they will stay with us"
"What happened?" Lilia blinked her eyes open.
"Shrek happened" Flannel Boi laughed.
"I'm not sure what that means, but I'm not sure I want to know." She leaned up looking around. "Why aren't Marina or Grace awake yet?" She asked worried.
"It might take a while for them to wake up, those were some strong chemicals." Spiderman replied.
"We better get all of you back to Shrek's Heros HQ" T.T.A.T. Said.
T.T.A.T. Picked up Marina in a princess carry and Flannel Boi did the same to Grace.
"Let's go" Flannel Boi nodded his head in the direction of the exit.
-later at HQ-
"We've run some tests on you girls and it turns out that the chemicals gave you super powers." The girls all looked at each other.
Marina raised her hand excitedly and started jumping up and down "WHATS MY POW-" she was cut off by the sound of a gun shot, everyone ducked except for the Doctor.
He looked down at Marina, "that was your super power."
She looked at him quizzically. "What was?"
"You have, how do I say this?" He tapped his chin, "finger guns."
"COOL!!" She yelled excitedly.
"Ohhhh what about me?" Gabby asked.
"Well, according to our tests yours is quite unusual" He laughed.
"How so?" She raised and eyebrow.
"Well... You can shoot bullets out of..." He trailed off.
"Out of what?" We all asked. The suspense is too much.
"Your butt" he started (along with everyone else) laughing hysterically.
"THATS... SO... COOL!" She said between laughs.
"My turn, what's my power!?!" Lilia asked.
"It's actually kind of strange" He said smiling. "You and Spiderman have the same powers"
"YESSS" Lilia and Spiderman high fived.
"Ok now me!" Grace said.
"You can shoot rotten fruit out of your hands and well... This is even weirder than Gabby's power it seems your blow job skills seem to have increased from being dropped in those chemicals." He said awkwardly. (Just btw no she didn't give the doctor one).
Flannel Boi turned to her and whispered in her ear "maybe you can show me sometime" and winked.
Grace started blushing like crazy.
"Do we get super hero names?" Marina asked.
"If you want."
"I CALL FINGER GUNS" Marina screamed.
"Ok, geez calm down" Sam Smith joked.
"I wanna be ass girl" Gabby told everyone.
"Interesting choice." Flannel Boi laughed.
"I'll be Spidergirl, for obvious reasons." Lilia smiled.
"I have absolutely no clue what I should be." Grace said.
The rest of the girls looked at each other and yelled "ORGANIC SHIT."
"OMG YES" Grace laughed.
The guys just had really confused looked on their faces. "It's our favorite drink, well my favorite anyways" Marina vaguely explained.
"Even though you are now part of the Shrek's Heros team you will have your own mini team" T.T.A.T explained.
"What will our 'mini team' be called?" Gabby asked.
"How about Sam's Club?" Sam Smith laughed.
"Fine with me" Lilia said. Everyone shrugged in response.
"It's settled then" the Doctor said "everyone welcome Sam's Club!"
Every one clapped.
"To Shrek's Heros!" Grace put her hand out, everyone put their hands on top. "TO SHREK'S HEROS!"
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Shrek's Heros
Teen FictionThis is more of a joke with my friends than a real story so it won't make sense to a lot of people.