hell oooooh
today on my way back from school I saw Harley chasing the Joker with a mallet trying to bash his coocky brains out.
best part?
no one even bothered to stop her. in fact, instead everyone kept chanting "Harley! Harley! Harley!" cheering her on and making way for her.
in fact, one particularly ballsy guy tripped the Joker making him faceplant on the pavement.
the Batkids were chanting too. RedHood high-fived the guy who tripped the Joker. and Redrobin was filming it. Nightwing was actually handing out popcorn. Robin was doing crowd control just in case and making sure there are no pets in danger.
i got some of Nightwings popcorns. offered sarcastic commentary to Red Robin's film and helped to push a particularly enthusiastic guy away before he crushed a cat.
i may have been late to school and absent for a math test but today is an absolute win in my book.
PS. Batman the absolute Buzzkill came in and arrested Harley and Joker and scolded the boys for not taking action. if only I had the balls to BOOO him loudly.
#OnlyInGotham do you think Batman is a Byzzkill.
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