Hello and good evening to all my cotton candy followers.
today I was caught in the crossfire as Bane - the macho manly man with a capital M who dresses up like WWE raw reject - was taking hostages at the bank.
no big deal happens all the time.
except at that moment when I was trying so hard to remain unnoticed, - as unnoticed as a girl with PINK hair can go - my damn Dualingo owl massages me very LOUDLY that I have been missing my Spanish lessons.
that too is a normal and understandable thing.
except for part A plus part B is has a very #olyingotham reaction.
I was publicly shamed and scolded by bane because I've been missing my classes.
the man proceeded to nag at me for a whole 40 minutes. for FORTY DAMN minutes. like, ok Dora hold your horses. it's not like its a great act of racism. it's just a great act of lazy-ism.
he kept going on and on and on about how Spanish is such a wonderful language and I should learn it with my heart and soul. and how he will now personally keep track of my progress. (he said it while he swung a rather large gun around so I think I should take this seriously.)
and even when batman came and arrested him, he kept eyeing me. giving me the stink eye. and as they were taking him in the prison van thingy? ( i have no idea what you call it.) he started shouting at me to "make sure I never skip another lesson or else."
need; ess to say I was hiding my head in my collar at that point praying to all sorts of deities that no one sees me.
had to answer to bats for that.
damn, it was even on TV.
"Gotham criminal shouts at hostage for Dualingo notification." its everywhere else version of Florida man, I think.
Ps. you think I should be worried about him breaking out and coming to my house to see if I've progressed? yeah, I'm not gonna risk it. God knows what hell do if I'm not as good as he expected ill be.
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