Let It Happen (JoJo's bizarre adventure X Reader One-shots)

La Squadra as Best friends Headcanons

Formaggio

- Very chill, first and foremost, he is down for anything to do. Videogames? He'll try to beat your ass. Cat cafes? Heck ye he is down

- The type of friend who will coax you to cut class to hang out behind the school or climb over the school fence to hang around the local arcade or theatre. But if he get caught, he won't snitch and he's willing to take responsibility. Begrudgingly.

- Ohhhh physical touch is bare minimum for him. He'll occasionally lean on you, perhaps shrink himself to fit himself in your pocket just to platonically cuddle and perhaps, use you as a transport.

- Will high five you as a greeting, and will high five you as a farewell. Usually followed by a hug too uwu

"Bro!" He holds his hand out for a high five, in which you instinctively grant him one, when he also entwines his fingers through yours and pulling you for a hug, patting your back for a second and pulling away. "I missed you bro!"

- Prepare for dumb jokes, dumb puns that he effortlessly come up with as time goes by. You can't go on a day without him cracking a joke. You'd either roll your eyes at it or laugh along with him. There's nothing in between

"You see that guy over there, bro?" He leans on you, arm draped around your shoulder as he points at a person from afar.

"Yeah, what?"

"I say... You'd be a perfect match." You glanced at him, hearing him shake a box of matches as he wiggled his eyebrows with a dumb grin.

- *Finger guns and bro intensifies*

Illuso

- That weird person you don't see yourself associating yourself with somehow befriended him for some reason.

Most likely started when you both started to wake up at 3 AM and meet in the middle of the dark, in the kitchen, wanting to grab something to eat.

At first it is awkward, but soon you learned to bond through it! And soon enough, your midnight chats extended to become actual friendships!

- Seems distant, but he cares. He's the type pretend not to care about you, but will glare (or more than glare depending at the severity) at people who hurt you. He is the 'I'm the only one allowed to insult them like that' type of friend.

"Huh, Formaggio hasn't been teasing me. I wonder what happened." You wondered aloud, as you say beside your friend Illuso. "Must be because of his bruised jaw. The previous mission must've been tough for him."

"Yeah... That..."

- Probs touched-starved. He acts irritated and push you away when you try to hug him, but secretly loves it. If you stop trying to hug him, he'd be kinda sad but will not say anything.

- This friendship includes you listening to him rant about every little thing, and brag about things he can't do. He appreciates you listening to be honest, and that's initially how your friendships started anyways.

- Will use derogatory terms as a term of endearment. Please don't be offended, he doesn't mean any offense

"Hey idiot! Get your sorry ass right here! Risotto said we have someone to take care of!"

"Thanks, dumbass."

"Eyo slut! Take a look at this fugly idiot!"

- Does not have the habit of knocking. In fact, he just barges into your room, through the mirror. In more than one occasion has he seen you undressed but he couldn't care less about it.