Formaggio
*Sees my friend replying this: 🐱🐟*
"Dafuq does that even mean?! Pussy fish?! Oh it's catfish."
Or alternatively:
*Gets swarmed by my friend's cats because I'm holding food*
"I am such a pussy magnet."
Illuso
"Wow, now I look like a basic bitch like you."
Or alternatively:
"Pfft, I'm certainly not putting up a confident front to convince people I don't restrict myself food because of body image issues— pshhh—"
Prosciutto
"Honey you're not a failure, you're just stupid."
Or alternatively:
"I just spent my allowance on expensive clothes and I don't regret a thing."
Pesci
*Innocent, introverted, eighth grade Abby being adopted by extroverted troublemakers*
*Just sitting by them and listening to they're very inappropriate topic*
"What's a dildo?"
Melone
"Oh my, my poor, dearest rich, elderly husband has collapsed and died under mysterious circumstances? What ever should I, his doting wife, could ever recover such a tragedy? Oh what's that? His will states I inherit all of his funds and properties?"
Or alternatively:
*Fails an exam*
"Welp, suddenly being a stripper doesn't sound like a bad idea."
Ghiaccio
"Why would they put Hercules instead of Heracles on a textbook dISCUSSING GREEK FUCKING MYTHOLOGY? IT'S MOTHERFUCKING HERACLES YOU FUCK, HERCULES IS THE ROMAN NAME! THEY CALLED HIM HERACLES TO TRY TO APPEASE HERA BECAUSE HE'S ANOTHER ONE OF ZEUS'S BASTARD— FUCK DAMMIT YOU HAD ONE JOB—"
Risotto
*Having a breakdown in the shower while sad music plays on my phone*
*Sad song finishes and D!CK by Starboi ft. Doja Cat plays*
*Though tears* "Excuse you, I'm trying to have a perfect atmosphere for a break down—"
Gelato
"What stopping me from eating a peanut butter sandwich with fried salmon together, huh?"
Or alternatively:
*Friend screams at me to go fuck myself*
"FUCK ME YOURSELF, COWARD!"
Sorbet
Interviewer: Would you slap your friend for an abundant amount of money?
*Slaps my friend without hesitation*
"Slap me back."
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Let It Happen (JoJo's bizarre adventure X Reader One-shots)
FanfictionHello! Here's a collection of one-shots for our beloved JJBA characters to mend my broken heart and satisfy my thirst for these beautiful characters? Want to tag along with me to quench our thirsts? We have the chivalrous gentle good boy, cunning d...
