*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Kai: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Cole: ...I did. I broke it.
Kai: No. No, you didn't. Jay?
Jay: Don't look at me. Look at Zane.
Zane: What?! I didn't break it.
Jay: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Kai: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken, duh.
Jay: Suspicious.
Zane: No, it's not!
Lloyd: If it matters, probably not, but Nya was the last one to use it.
Nya: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Lloyd: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Nya: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles; manicures matter! Everyone knows that, Lloyd!
Cole: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Kai.
Kai: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Lloyd: Kai... Jay's been awfully quiet.
Jay: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Kai, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Kai: I predict 10 seconds from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Kai:
Kai: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
