SO MANY
Kai: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything that Nya does? I mean, what if she jumped off a cliff?
Zane: If Nya were to jump off a cliff, she would've done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Nya jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Kai: You jump off a cliff!
Zane: Gladly. Provided Nya did first.
Kai's mom: You have to apologize to Nya.
Kai: Fine.
Kai: Un-fuck you, or whatever.
Kai's mom:
Kai's dad: Don't look at me
Nya, pissed at school: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday
Kai: Wednesay
Nya: Not what I had in mind
Kai, standing with their back turned: I've been expecting you, Nya.
Nya: How did you do that without turning around?
Kai: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.
Jay: He called me by your name it was so creepy-
Nya: What is your biggest weakness?
Kai: I can be uncooperative.
Nya: Okay, can you give me an example?
Kai: No.
Nya, high on excitement: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that'd be a neat noise
Kai, not high on excitement: I beg to differ
Nya: already holding vacuum Then beg
Kai: Scared
Kai: running into room Sorry I'm late, I was ... doing things.
The sound of footsteps gets progressively louder
Nya, out of breath: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS
Nya: I made tea.
Kai: I don't want tea.
Nya: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea.
Kai: Then why are you telling me?
Nya: It's supposed to be a conversation starter.
Kai: That's a lousy conversation starter.
Nya: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.
Kai: I can explain.
Nya: Can you?
Kai: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
Nya: Please, I'm begging you to go to the doctor.
Kai: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
It also works the other way
Nya: Hey Kai can I get a sip of your water?
Kai: It's not water.
Nya: Ooo, vodka, I like your style!
Kai: It's vinegar.
Nya: Wh-Wha-
Kai: It's vinegar, still want a sip?
Nya: You should just let me help.
Kai: Okay, help me, please!
Nya: Got two words for you.
Kai: I bet they won't be helpful.
Nya: Your problem.
Kai: I was right
Kai: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Nya:
Nya: Kai, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Kai: Sips tea from a bowl
Kai, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.
Nya: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!
Kai, with the tone of someone who is used to Nya: Outstanding.
Kai: This is what I'm talking about people.
Nya, admiring Kai's art: Do you take constructive criticism?
Kai: I only take cash or credit.
Kai: Hello? Nya??
Nya: staring blankly into space
Kai: What's the square root of 365
Nya: still staring blankly 19.1
Kai: Impressive
Kai: How old am I
Nya: 17 years, 5 months and 12 days
Kai: In what time period did Mulan take place
Nya: 4th to 6th century AD
Kai: what artist created Beats
Nya: Dr. Dre
Kai:
Nya: still staring blankly
Kai: Now I'm just stunned
Nya: slides tea over here have some tea of enlightenment
Kai: cHEATER
9 y/o Nya: Are you an arr pirate, or a yo ho ho pirate?
12 y/o Kai: I'm an I'm not paying $600 for photoshop pirate.
9 y/o Nya: you're stupid.
12 y/o Kai: Thank you
Ageswap
Kai, just had a nightmare: pointing Can I sit there?
Nya, still awake: That's my lap
Kai: That doesn't answer my question, Nya.
