Dequoted 5 - The Digiquote and Beyond

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Nya: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?

Zane: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.

Cole: Three of us saw it, Zane. How do you explain that?

Zane: *points at Cole* Sleep deprivation. *points at Jay* Paranoia. *points at Kai* Persecutory delusional personality disorder.

Kai: I do not have DPD.

Jay: You still have panic attacks over some dude from 6 years ago.

Cole: We covered this.

Kai: IT WAS A STRESSFUL TIME

Zane: You have DPD.

Nya: Hard to deny something so true.

Kai: Okay, so maybe I do, what's the problem?

Cole: We need to get you to a therapist.

Kai: I do not have DPD.

Jay: Oh really? Then who's that behind you? Looks like Che-

Kai: *collapses and has panic attack* Chen's back Chen's back Chen's back he's gonna kill us all he's gonna try to make me evil he's back and he's insane help he's coming for me he's gonna give me a staff and I'm gonna hurt you all and it'll be terrible and I'll enjoy it somehow and you'll all hate me Chen's back-

Everyone:

Kai: ... Maybe I have DPD.

Zane: Alright therapist time

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